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Regardless of what your mom or girlfriend may think, video games are good for A LOT of stuff. Like improving hand-eye coordination, learning how to blow up zombies, and being taught that if you pick up a prostitute, you can always run her over and get your money back. One thing video games are not good for? Quoting during sex. Here are the top 20 video game quotes that you should never use when you’re getting it on.
1. “The infection is spreading faster than I anticipated…You should leave town soon.” -Resident Evil
2. “Oh No! Here It Is… I Didnt Think It Would Come So Quickly!” -Sonic the Hedgehog
3. “Finish her…Fatality!” -Mortal Kombat
4. “HEAD SHOT!!!” -Halo
5. “Fire in the Hole!” -Counter Strike
6. “Keep your head down, there’s two of us in here now. Remember?” -Halo
7. “I have balls of Steel.” -Duke Nukem
8. “You’re almost as big as my father - maybe bigger!” -Legend of Legia
9. “Snake! Are you there, Snake?? Snake! Snaaaaaaake!” -Metal Gear Solid
10. “I don’t think that’s supposed to go there…” -Broken Sword
11. “You wanna ride the worm? You wanna ride the worm? Okay, I let you ride the worm!” -Space Quest 6
12. “Work Complete” -World of Warcraft
13. “That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!” -The Secret of Monkey Island
14. “It just jumped out the hole and attacked me!” -Vampire Rain
15. “Who wants some wang?” - Shadow Warrior
16. “Not enough cash, stranger.” -Resident Evil 4
17. “Its-a me, Mario!” -Mario
18. “I need a medic.” -Urban Terror
19. “Oh yeah, baby! Are you ready for some… weiner?” -Leisure Suit Larry
20. “Your face, your ass… What’s the difference?” -Duke Nukem
Did we miss any? Leave your favorites in the comments, or check out the contest for Worst Video Game Quotes to Say During Sex on ibeatyou for more!
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