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Regardless of what your mom or girlfriend may think, video games are good for A LOT of stuff. Like improving hand-eye coordination, learning how to blow up zombies, and being taught that if you pick up a prostitute, you can always run her over and get your money back. One thing video games are not good for? Quoting during sex. Here are the top 20 video game quotes that you should never use when you’re getting it on.
1. “The infection is spreading faster than I anticipated…You should leave town soon.” -Resident Evil
2. “Oh No! Here It Is… I Didnt Think It Would Come So Quickly!” -Sonic the Hedgehog
3. “Finish her…Fatality!” -Mortal Kombat
4. “HEAD SHOT!!!” -Halo
5. “Fire in the Hole!” -Counter Strike
6. “Keep your head down, there’s two of us in here now. Remember?” -Halo
7. “I have balls of Steel.” -Duke Nukem
8. “You’re almost as big as my father - maybe bigger!” -Legend of Legia
9. “Snake! Are you there, Snake?? Snake! Snaaaaaaake!” -Metal Gear Solid
10. “I don’t think that’s supposed to go there…” -Broken Sword
11. “You wanna ride the worm? You wanna ride the worm? Okay, I let you ride the worm!” -Space Quest 6
12. “Work Complete” -World of Warcraft
13. “That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!” -The Secret of Monkey Island
14. “It just jumped out the hole and attacked me!” -Vampire Rain
15. “Who wants some wang?” - Shadow Warrior
16. “Not enough cash, stranger.” -Resident Evil 4
17. “Its-a me, Mario!” -Mario
18. “I need a medic.” -Urban Terror
19. “Oh yeah, baby! Are you ready for some… weiner?” -Leisure Suit Larry
20. “Your face, your ass… What’s the difference?” -Duke Nukem
Did we miss any? Leave your favorites in the comments, or check out the contest for Worst Video Game Quotes to Say During Sex on ibeatyou for more!
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Do they really say Work complete in World of Warcraft? Sounds more like Warcraft 2 or 3, but I only made it to level 30 in WoW so I might not know what I’m talking about.
by: Isaac, Oct 8th at 8:04 pm
I think you’re right Issac, I only ever hear it due to an addon I have in WoW that tracks my quests. I’m pretty sure it’s from 2 or 3…shoot maybe even 1, I never played them, but my fiance does.
by: Dk, Oct 11th at 5:09 pm
This was so unfunny it hurt.
by: PUKE, Oct 12th at 9:56 am
HEADSHOT was from Unreal first, not Halo
by: Barf, Oct 12th at 11:48 am
So true about the headshot thing, and trick question. Every line, of every script, of every video game is a quote you should not say during sex.
by: Nick, Oct 12th at 5:14 pm
Im sure headshot was in something before Unreal too… it’s not really a coinable phrase.
by: upCHUCK, Oct 17th at 5:45 pm
Warcraft the original did say “Work complete”.
by: Sheila, Oct 29th at 1:00 pm
Work complete came from old Warcraft (2&3 I think). Better one from WoW? “I’ll give you more than you can handle”
by: Amelia, Jan 6th at 10:57 am
“I AM FULLY CHARGED” from TF2
by: JoLynn, Mar 3rd at 7:21 pm
All you did was take a bunch dumb memes and stupid dialog that no one really knows and added pictures. Not funny.
by: Howlame, May 6th at 1:16 pm
@JoLynn
KABOOOOOM
by: Haven, Jun 12th at 6:03 pm