There is no question more likely to strike fear into the hearts of men than those 6 little words- “Does this make me look fat?” To be honest, there are no good answers. The best response is to run. If you absolutely insist on placing yourself in mortal danger and answering the question, then you might as well have some fun. Here are the funniest ways to answer the FAT question:
“Hold on a second, there’s a fat chick blocking my view.”
“Nah, you just have really relaxed muscles.”
“No, the dress fabric must be really thick.”
“Uh, no hablo ingles”
“No, I just have my eyes set to widescreen mode.”
“You’re just festive!”
“No, but your mom is.”
“That depends… do I look stupid?”
“No! You’re glowing! When are you due?”
SLAP!!
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I’m not sure on the circumstances but Megan Fox lost part of her thumb and she had it replaced with one of her big toes. Its actually a fairly common way to replace your thumb.
by: Aaron, Oct 12th at 5:37 pm
haha, great!
by: Sveta_1990, Jan 19th at 4:32 am
really cool!! =)
by: Sveta_1990, Jan 19th at 4:32 am