For many moons, the youth of the world have trekked to tattoo parlors to shock their parents and stick it to “the man” by permanently inking something on their bodies. Tattoos became a form of rebellion against the social norm. But not every tattoo is badass, and the following are the cutesy-ist, most rainbow filled and least badass tattoos we have ever seen.
I do believe that the star is literally “pooping rainbows”
Badass tiger tattoo? Nah, more like “oh em gee want to cuddle!”
You know when you hit that age when it’s no longer acceptable to have stuffed animals on your bed? Yeah, well it’s never badass to have them on your arm.
Everyone loves salt, but getting a tattoo of the Morton’s umbrella girl is not going to earn you any street cred.
Try using “knitting a mitten” and “thug” in the same sentence.
Rainbow? Check. Flowers? Check. Hair bow? Check. Chicken? Check. Badass? Fail.
Grumpy Bear may indeed be the most badass Care Bear, but this is not going to help you in a bar fight.
Hello Kitty and cupcakes and candies, oh my!
This girl is definitely in a motorcycle gang. Definitely.
Hello Kitty and Pikachu, together at last.
Well, this is “bad” and it is on your “ass” but still not badass.
Even when you’re ballsy/stupid enough to tattoo Hello Kitty on your forehead, it is not badass.
There are no words.
For even more, check out the Cutest Tattoos competition on ibeatyou.
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hahah, unicorns humping dolphins!
by: steve, Sep 17th at 11:46 am
the morton’s girl was also used by the band jawbreaker as a shirt design
by: jacob, Sep 26th at 6:59 pm
There is a word, it’s “narwhal”.
by: Sarah, Sep 26th at 11:15 pm
first tattoo is fake…
you can tell it’s a stick on b/c of all the glue around it
by: seriously?, Oct 31st at 11:02 am
The first tattoo is real. The glue is vasoline as it is a fresh tattoo. Further proof is the still irritated red skin.
by: no, really, Nov 1st at 8:09 am
This is dumb. Not everyone gets tattoos to be “badass”. Educate yourself.
by: omgyg, Nov 1st at 10:36 am
Not everyone writes articles to be taken seriously.
Educate yourself.
by: no, really, Nov 2nd at 3:59 pm
if this really were a satire, it came across quite snobby and arrogant. which wasn’t funny at all, it just sounds small minded.
by: bd, Feb 28th at 5:47 pm
In the seventh heaven Reborn Year harry!
by: SpesseHoatt, Jan 24th at 11:33 am