There’s nothing wrong with being direct… But being forward about your current level of desire is only appropriate at a certain time and place. Most of the time, you really need to keep that kind of information to yourself, and you DEFINITELY need to keep your mouth shut in these situations. Here are the worst places to shout “I’m Horny!!”
10. During dinner with your mother-in-law
9. In the air
8. Any time you have to have a lawyer present
7. At a business meeting
6. During a funeral:
5. The the doctor’s office:
4. At church.
3. Dropping your kid off at preschool.
2. Studying at the library.
1. While serving out your prison sentence.
Did we miss any? Leave your suggestions in comments!
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horny jokes worst timing Posted under Lists by gotgame
i’m surprised down the wedding aisle didn’t make the list! and why wouldn’t u shout out ur horny @ ur docs? of all places, that should be the one that might offer some helpful feedback/meds/hot nurse to fix u up…
by: gina, Sep 23rd at 11:19 am
where is “While your wife/girl firend is giving birth” or “during a prostate exam”?
by: jeremiah, Sep 26th at 11:50 pm
at school
by: Anonomous, Mar 11th at 1:53 pm
during a beatdown
by: Chainsaw, May 4th at 5:05 pm
i think that at a funeral is the worst. people would assume your getting off on the thought of dead people. *ew*
by: Jack, Nov 1st at 6:28 pm