We know, we know- Star Wars is a classic and a truly visionary film. But honestly, when was the last time to listened closely to some of lines? After several viewings, we’ve realized that we really want to shout “That’s what she said!” after a lot of the dialogue. Here are the most giggle-inducing sexual Star Wars quotes of all time:
“Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
“Size matters not.”
“Get in there, you furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
“Hello there. Come here, my little friend. Don’t be afraid.”
“She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
“Put that thing away you’re gonna get us all killed!”
“It came from… behind!”
“It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force… but by our skills with a lightsaber.”
“And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!”
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
Did we miss any? Leave your favorites in comments!





Yoda on Degobah TESB: “But first we must eat come!”
by: Shottie, Sep 26th at 10:50 pm
“Look at the size of that thing” - Wedge
by: elvin666, Sep 26th at 11:50 pm
From the trash compactor scene:
Han: “GET ON TOP!”
Leia: “I CAN’T!”
Han - “GET ON TOP OF IT!”
Leia - “I’m TRYING!”
by: Jordan Lund, Oct 1st at 2:51 pm
{I’ll have to paraphrase}
Emperor (to Darth): You must turn the boy!
Luke: Father, NO!
by: Walter R., Oct 3rd at 5:46 pm
It’s a trap!
by: Kidst3R, Jan 4th at 11:29 pm
Leia is woken up by Luke coming in her cell and looks at him wearing a stormtrooper suit leia “aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
by: Phil Hansen, Jan 13th at 6:20 pm
leia ‘aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?’
by: Phil Hansen, Jan 13th at 6:23 pm
Luke’s just got too much of his father in him.
by: Steve, Mar 10th at 12:37 pm
“I’m sure Luke wasn’t on that thing when it blew”
“He wasn’t…. I can feel it”
by: Bob, Jun 5th at 7:14 pm
Luke, at that speed do you think you can pull out in time?
by: Mr.Dodo, Jan 1st at 2:33 pm