Worst Person to Give You a Prostate Exam

Worst Person to Give You a Prostate Exam

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Prostate exams can save your life by detecting cancer early on. That said, they’re also awk-ward. Having a good doctor helps, but these people would be absolutely the worst at giving prostate exams. Here’s a list of people you would never want to hear say “Now, bend over…”

 
 
 

Megan Fox
megan fox thumb

 

First of all, no, you don’t want here there. Second of all, wtf is with her thumb?

 
 

The Human Torch
human torch

 

Those cold latex gloves are looking better, eh?

 
 

Wolverine
wolverine claws

 

How you feeling today, bub?

 
 

Lee Redmond
longest nails

 

She holds the world record for longest fingernails, but I heard she just broke them all so you might be good.

 
 

The Pale Man
pale man

 

The eyes are NOT helping.

 
 

Edward Scissorhands
edward scissorhands

 

Oh sure, he never cuts anyone on purpose.

 
 

Freddy Krueger
freddy krueger

 

Sweet dreams!

 
 

Tree Man
tree man

 

The wrong kind of roughage

 
 

Fisto
fisto Worst Person to Give You a Prostate Exam

 

You’re going to feel a little pressure…

 
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