Prostate exams can save your life by detecting cancer early on. That said, they’re also awk-ward. Having a good doctor helps, but these people would be absolutely the worst at giving prostate exams. Here’s a list of people you would never want to hear say “Now, bend over…”
First of all, no, you don’t want here there. Second of all, wtf is with her thumb?
Those cold latex gloves are looking better, eh?
How you feeling today, bub?
She holds the world record for longest fingernails, but I heard she just broke them all so you might be good.
The eyes are NOT helping.
Oh sure, he never cuts anyone on purpose.
The wrong kind of roughage
You’re going to feel a little pressure…