Things That Could Outsmart Paris Hilton

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Paris must be doing something right. She’s been able to market herself as her own global brand. From handbags, to shoes, to perfume, you name- she sells it. But how the hell is that possible? The girl can’t even remember to put on underwear. We’ve put together a list of 10 things we’re sure could outsmart Paris Hilton.

Patrick Star

This rock

Goldfish with a 3 second memory span

Her underwear (so tricky!)

This doorknob.

Jessica “is it chicken or is it fish?” Simpson

This idiot.

Her own reflection

Welllllll, maybe.

This ass.

Did we miss any? This started as a competition on ibeatyou. You can check out the entries below and leave your own suggestions in comments!

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