The end times are near. At least, that’s what it seems like if you turn on the television or even walk outside. The naysayers warn of doomsday and based on these signs, we’re starting to pay attention.
Because 80’s fashion is making a comeback.
Shoulder pads, neon poly-blends and scrunchies oh my! The world is obviously going in reverse until it comes to a screeching halt.
Because Kanye West interrupted it.
Yes, he interrupted the world from even existing. The interruption jokes may be getting a little worn but we’re pushing them until another celeb tops his stupidity. It shouldn’t be long.
Because cell phones are slowly giving us all giant brain tumors.
Cell phones emit microwaves, you hold these phones near your brain, these waves can cause cancer. But at leat you’ll die while staying connected and looking cool.
Because of the polar bears.
Polar bears are dying thanks to global warming which effects the food chain which is good for Al Gore. In laymen’s terms- we’re all gonna die.
Because the Mayans say so.
Sure the Mayans couldn’t predict their own demise, but that won’t stop them from predicting yours. 2012, it’s all over.