In honor of the stupid forehead tattoo competition, we’ve compiled a list of stupid, silly and just downright strange tattoos for your viewing pleasure. Remember to always think before you ink.

If the orange cut-off tank revealing nipple didn’t scream “douche” loud enough, that giant under-arm tat should do the trick.

If you’re going to get a cow tattoo, be sure it makes a bold, intelligent statement… or farts out your bellybutton.

This tat is just creepy, and probably takes a good deal of manscaping to maintain.

This tat is ingenious. It sends a message to men everywhere: screw rogaine and just accept dignified balding. What a cool old man.

Some guys get tats to gain street cred, others not so much. This has now been branded a prep 4 life.

If you do feel the need to get a tramp stamp try to keep it in the realm of awesome, like this one.

That is one fine looking six-pack. A tat sure to be shown off proudly at trailer parks, bowling tournaments and Nascar races for years to come.

There are many reasons to get tattoos with amputation being one of them, because the missing toes were not enough of a conversation starter.

This kid is taking cheating to a whole new level and the teacher can’t have him wash this one off.

Honesty is not always the best policy, especially when it’s done in permanent ink concerning your extra-miniature manhood.




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