There is a very fine line between fame and infamy. Some celebs have crossed that line by going bat sh*t crazy and delivering serious real life beatdowns. Whether it’s a domestic brawl or a battle of egos, these celebrities let things get physical.
The Coked-Up Crooner vs. The Deadbeat Husband
This couple’s altercation went from a shouting match in a private bedroom to a full-on brawl in a witness filled street. The aftermath looks like something out of an ugly version of “Mr and Mrs Smith”. Look at those scratches. Did rabid cats get involved, who knows what lives in Winehouse’s hair? After the blood dried, Winehouse gave this explanation- “We would never ever harm each other… I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl.” We can’t decide which is worse, the intense fight or her insane story.
The Past-His-Prime Prep vs. The Aging Rocker
This one is random. Here are two old men you’d never expect to hear in the same sentence, let alone fighting at the same venue. Things got heated when Axel told Hilfiger to make room for some people… blah, blah, blah. Surprisingly it was Hilfiger who unbuttoned his pink oxford and started the scuffle. Which actually only consisted of Hilfiger slapping Rose’s arm, which is to be expected of a waspy designer. But, rather than act like a rock star, Rose tucked his dick between his legs and had Hilfiger thrown out kicking and screaming.
Hills Hottie/Boobalicious Beard vs. Joe Wild Franchise Francis
According to many sources Brody Jenner’s playmate girlfriend has it out for Joe Francis. Maybe Francis wants her in a Girl’s Gone Wild installment, maybe Jayden is sick of Brody’s “bromances”. Either way it’s gotten physical twice. The first “fight” was lame. Words were exchanged and security got involved- lame. The second confrontation was better, Francis supposedly punched Jenner’s nude model girlfriend in the face and pulled hair out of her scalp. Security escorted Francis out and Jenner then manned up. He took the fight continued outside the club and got a punch in before getting tased to the ground.
Hairspray Fattie versus ANTModel Loser’s Mom
This is a D-List fight we’d love to have seen first hand, but we settled for a shaky camera woman who provided such insightful commentary as “Tracy Turnblad… She ain’t dancing around today.” Ms. Blonsky and her father got in a physical altercation that supposedly started over seat saving. But, between anorexic models and obese actresses, we think they were all just hungry. Our theory has some bases seeing as one member of the Golden party reportedly bit Nikki’s foot. It was very physical with Golden’s mom being medically airlifted -the plane couldn’t lift Blonsky- and arrests being made.
The MySpace Slut vs. The Chokin’ Charger
After a night of clubbing, these two love-birds went back to the hotel to get it on. Then the drama started, it was all very he-said, she-said. Miss Tequila claims Merriman held her captive, grabbed her and choked her. Merriman claims he didn’t want Tequila to drive in her state and no physical fighting occurred. Though she later had bruises to prove her side, given Tila’s attention whore ways and the fact that Merriman is a beast, we think the story may be a stretch. Look at Merriman- if he chokes you, you don’t get a few little bruises, you die. The case is pending.
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