Celebrity couples are hot and there are plenty we wish would get more exxxposure. Best way for this to happen: that infamous “leaked” sex tape. Here are our celebrity sex tape fantasies, and their more probable, depressing realities.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

The Fantasy: That steamy Mr. & Mrs. Smith scene, X-rated version.
The Reality: very quiet missionary sex with frequent interruptions by their litter of  children.

Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen

The Fantasy: Brady and Bundchen’s perfect glistening bodies all over each other.
The Reality: Brady yells touchdown when he finishes, Bundchen is stiff and over-poses for the camera.

Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens

The Fantasy: The barely-legal teen sensations sexing it up hardcore.
The Reality: Disney has had a chastity belt fastened on Hudgens since her nudes leaked.

Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves

The Fantasy: A kinky, raw outdoor sexcapade.
The Reality: A stoned McConaughey forgets to turn on the camera.

Brian Austin Green & Megan Fox

The Fantasy: Megan Fox’s perfect body bending every which way for a cut Brian Austin Green.
The Reality: Fox critiques the film’s direction, Green plays the 90210 theme to remind him of his golden years.

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