Three spheres of snow and a carrot nose? Your snowman is boring. One of the biggest winter storms in history just hit. Don’t waste it by moping around inside. You have unlimited access to raw material! Check out the inspiration below because it’s time to stir up the neighborhood with an inappropriate snowman.
At least he can approach mortality with a smile.
Frosty has a serious case of Seasonal Affective Disorder.
You can take the snowman out of college, but you can’t take college out of the snowman. Keg stand!
Proof that you really could poke your eye out with that stick.
Icicles make the perfect murder weapon- the evidence melts away. Mwahaha!
Corn cob pipe? Weak. Opt for machine gun, grenades, and booze, true snowman accessories.
White snow makes an unnerving canvas for fake blood. Go bold or go home!
The stress of the holidays can make anyone lose theirs minds. I mean… lose their heads.
All the parents on the block will love you for this one. Happy holidays indeed.
And if subtle humor isn’t your thing- skip the snowman all together and go for a giant mobile phallus.
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inappropriate snowman winter Posted under Lists by gotgame
oh too funny, I love the one of the man getting head, that is some classic art work.lol
by: Rodney Stevens, Dec 31st at 1:51 pm
these are pretty awesome, haha.
by: schav, Jan 14th at 6:31 pm
I like the one where sex-snow man
by: sam, Feb 13th at 11:13 am
HAAH the 4th one is totally a reference to the REJECTED cartoons! brilliant!
by: jp, Mar 6th at 8:03 am
I caught the rejected cartoons reference as well. It’s not supposed to be a stick in his eye, it is supposed to be blood shooting all over the guy in front of him while they both scream. It’s rediculous, but hilarious.
by: Scotty, May 1st at 2:08 pm