Every year, parents help keep the tale of Santa alive by taking their kids to meet St. Nick at the mall. The problem is, not all Santa impersonators are created equal. In fact, some Santa’s are total fails. Check out the 11 worst Santas of all time:
If your belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly, keep your shirt on.
The only thing I want to see Santa lick is a candy cane and even that is pushing it.
Thank GAWD he kept his hat.
What happened to jolly? Merry effing Christmas to you too, St. Dick.
Wait, wait! Let me guess. You made this costume yourself?
Ahh! Never dreaming about sugar plums again!
Shouldn’t Santa be bringing other people beer?
Too much egg nog, not enough self-respect.
Rudolph’s nose is the only thing allowed to flash on Christmas.
This is why the man hires elves instead of getting the presents himself.
Actually, this is not a fail- this is awesome.















Christmas keeps getting better and better, huh?
by: Santa, Dec 31st at 10:10 am