Navigating the modern world can be treacherous. Luckily, someone in our great evolutionary history came up with the idea of Danger Signs. Signs to warn you of lurking threats hidden behind innocuous facades. Well, most of the time. Other times, Danger Signs are flat out Jersey-Shore (i.e. “dumb”). We’ve found the funniest danger signs from around the world.
Well, crap. There go our climbing plans.
And everyone knows what a rhino with access to the raceway means!!!! Or wait- I have no effing idea why that’s a danger at all. Why don’t you just keep your rhino farther away from the race track?
Why then, we’d be fools NOT to go swimming! Jump in!
Go ahead and ignore this one out of pure curiosity. There probably aren’t any raptors, but there’s only one way to find out…
We can’t really read what the bear’s head is covering, but guessing it’s something along the lines of “DANGER: BEARS!”
These poignant cartoon blood droplets serve as a reminder that there are people out there dumb enough to stick their heads in propellers.
OH MY GOD!!!! Does that water contain oxygen too?! Is there twice as many molecules as hydrogen? In H2O form? We’re DOOMED.
What exactly are we getting ourselves into?
Do you have 5 bucks? Let’s dare John.
Yo, you’ve been warned- so any pond boiling injuries are your own damn fault.
This all began as a competition on ibeatyou.com. Check out all the entries below.














H20 has twice as many hydrogen as oxygen… not the other way around… but funny
by: Wes, Feb 8th at 1:28 pm