You know them, I know them, and yet we all question why it is they’re worth knowing? Reality television has spawned many good things in life: talented singers getting a break (American Idol), fat people losing weight (Biggest Loser), and gross people getting laid (The Real World) to name a few. But as much “good” as it has done for the world and all, it’s still bringing out a bunch of extra baggage we’d rather not have to deal with. You know, those people who just DON’T seem to go away when their show ends? What’s worse is that these people are clearly retarded. Like, seriously.
Annoying our magazine covers and clouding the internet, below are the dumbest reality TV celebrities who make us want to switch back to the good old days where TV actors had to be smart enough to read cue cards.
We don’t know which of them is dumber than the other but we do know that their future kids are headed for a lifetime of counseling. The despicably married duo revealed just how amazingly bad they are at getting along with just about anyone on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.” Spencer got violent- trying to punish another contestant for stealing his wife’s dry shampoo. Heidi was constantly crying over how “mean” everybody was, not knowing that smart people have always treated dumb people in a slightly “mean” manner.
If you want to learn how to properly mourn your fiance’s death, take a page out of Tila’s book and tweet the hell out of everything imaginable. Tila has also tweeted that she is God’s angel, which shows us the danger in the selling of angel costumes. Someone this dumb needs to come with a warning label.
Whatever drug he was able to slip into Kate Gosselin (also not a bright one) to make her agree in having 8 kids with him — that drug should get a prize. Or at least the winning leftover settlement in their legal battle for the moolah their shameless fame brought to TLC’s ratings.Rumored to having staged his own break-in robbery for media attention, Jon blames it on his other equally idiotic (ex) girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, but it’s for sure a publicity stint regardless. Then again did this really surprise us? For sheer signs of being deficient in moral character, taste, and brain cells, we only need to look below Jon’s neck and at all the bling his Ed Hardy gear is blinding us with on a consistent basis.
Well she has her genes to blame for this one (association to Spencer alone can cause major brain damage, see top), but Stephanie Pratt’s stint on The Hills of hanging up on clients, getting caught with a DUI, constantly tweeting crap that makes Jessica Simpson look like a genius, and just all-around jaw-dropping dumb behavior on the red carpet really irks us on how the education system let this one slip through the cracks. Terrible way to keep the blondes stereotype alive and well, Steph. Terrible.
Having a reality show titled Brooke Knows Best doesn’t mean that the “best” is ever really known to Brooke. She was caught stating how she doesn’t believe women should be running for office at all - claiming that PMS and menopause and stuff would get in the way of their doing their jobs. Since we know Brooke surely didn’t get her err… smarts from her pops, should we look to her mom? Nope, cause according to all the juicy tid-bits she so cleverly told tabloids, her mother is a druggie. Thanks Brooke, we totally GET IT now. You are a crack baby.
This is a reality star that scares my makeup remover. First of all, note that New York was never Tiffany Pollard’s real name, it was just a nick name that Flavor Flav gave her that stuck (simply cause he was too stoned to ever remember her real name). VH1, loving how obnoxiously ghetto New York is and all, decided to give her not one but two shows to continue making the American public laugh ridiculously at her, her make up and hair, and her scary mother. After those two shows, New York remained single proving that there is no hope for women of low IQ to get anything out of men other than their toes sucked.
Although she’s very successful, this once Survivor cast mate is seriously to blame for the lack of intellectual thoughts coming out of the all women rant show known as The View. She’s a right winged nut who can either be known as the token Conservative on the show or the token mentally handicapped — those people who ride the short bus.
She caused a commotion on The Apprentice and then her newly implanted fake boobies showed up to stretch out her 15 mins of fame some more… and then somehow some idiot dumber than her decided to give her a reality show. The thing that’s really annoying about her is that she admits to it all being an act, and worst, she kind of drags down a lot of smart black women in the process: “I quickly learned that as a black woman on reality television, if you want to get camera time, then you’ve got to be quite naughty. I knew that if I was naughty, I could certainly dominate most of the show, and I did,” admits Omarosa.