Most Doable Butterfaces

At IBY we don’t judge based on looks. We judge based on pure, unadulterated ass-kicking ability. Celebrities, however, are fair game. Here is our list of lovely-ish celebs that look beat in the face, but have bangin’ bangable bodies.

Butterface: When everything is hot but-her-face.

Fergie (Singer)
Considering the past meth addiction her face isn’t that fugalicious, and, considering she landed Josh Duhamel, she must be amazing in the sack.

Rumer Willis (A-Listers’ offspring)
It’d be hard enough to have a MILF for a mother, but to then get cursed with that Jay Leno face is unfair. Luckily, we know the best way to hide a mosterous chin…

Kirstin Dunst
She has the “T”, and the “A”, but between the snaggled teeth and acne we’re surprised a badass like Peter Parker would hit it. We assume he just uses his web shots.

Sandra Oh (actress)
Izzie might have the T&A at Seattle Grace, but Christina has the toned body. The only part of Sandra Oh that should be hidden in baggy scrubs is that constant bitch face.

The Olsen Twins (business moguls)
They may dress like bag ladies and look like they haven’t slept since Full House got canceled. But, they still have the twin-factor going for them. Two trolls are better than one.

Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan’s daughter)
Some kids dream of looking like their flawless, famous parents (Rumer Willis). Others are unfortunate enough to share their parents’ looks and trashy reality T.V show. Brooke is the latter, but we’d still run wild on that hulkamaniac.

Lady Gaga (pop star)
We’re unsure if  her zany costumes and makeup are to attract attention to her “art”, or detract attention from her “face”. Either way, we still sing along to her tunes and wack-it to her strangely sexy music videos.

Sarah-Jessica Parker (actress)
It’s a good thing SJP used a surrogate, because if anything were to mess up that body she’d be not-so-sexy in the city. Given she keeps that fine physique, we’ll excuse the aging witch face.

Serena (Tennis Pro)
Venus may have the name of a goddess, but Serena has the body. Even with her  carrot-top look-alike status, we’d still hit it.

Jillian Michaels (Celebrity Trainer)
She may work hard on her body, but she should work harder on her face. We wouldn’t let her work go unnoticed.

This all began as a competition on ibeatyou.com.

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