At IBY we don’t judge based on looks. We judge based on pure, unadulterated ass-kicking ability. Celebrities, however, are fair game. Here is our list of lovely-ish celebs that look beat in the face, but have bangin’ bangable bodies.
Butterface: When everything is hot but-her-face.
Considering the past meth addiction her face isn’t that fugalicious, and, considering she landed Josh Duhamel, she must be amazing in the sack.
The Olsen Twins (business moguls)
They may dress like bag ladies and look like they haven’t slept since Full House got canceled. But, they still have the twin-factor going for them. Two trolls are better than one.
Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan’s daughter)
Some kids dream of looking like their flawless, famous parents (Rumer Willis). Others are unfortunate enough to share their parents’ looks and trashy reality T.V show. Brooke is the latter, but we’d still run wild on that hulkamaniac.
Lady Gaga (pop star)
We’re unsure if her zany costumes and makeup are to attract attention to her “art”, or detract attention from her “face”. Either way, we still sing along to her tunes and wack-it to her strangely sexy music videos.
Sarah-Jessica Parker (actress)
It’s a good thing SJP used a surrogate, because if anything were to mess up that body she’d be not-so-sexy in the city. Given she keeps that fine physique, we’ll excuse the aging witch face.
This all began as a competition on ibeatyou.com.