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Think the only kind of useful alcohol that comes in a can is beer? Uh, no. Where have you been?
These days, you can get some serious hard liquor in tin can form. The star of the hour is Four Loko, a combination of alcohol and energy drink that will have you going all night. 12% alcohol by volume and fruit punch flavored- it’s like training wheels for alcoholism. Four Lokos aren’t the only aluminum-clad booze on the market, so we’ve put together a list of the craziest canned drinks that will f*** you up!
Smirnoff Ice
The drink for people who can’t actually drink. Maybe putting it in a can makes it look a little tougher? Or, you know, not. It’s a total chick-drink, but at 7% it’ll get ya wasted faster than beer!
French Red Wine
For when you want to booze and still seem sophisticated. Nothing says “pure class” quite like French Red Wine in a can! I hear aluminum really brings out the subtle flavors in the ‘89 Burgundy.
Carbonated Rice Wine
If canned French wine makes you feel too bourgeois, try some Korean carbonated rice wine. Forget Pabst Blue Ribbon, we predict this will be the next drink of choice at hipster parties. It’s obscure enough to be a major hit.
Infinit’ Ready to Drink Cocktails
Never again will you have to agonize over whether to order your margarita blended or on the rocks- now you can drink it in a can. These drinks from the Philippines come in 3 flavors, but at 2.5% alcohol, it’s going to take a lot of cans to mess you up.
Wild Turkey Cola
Wild Turkey Bourbon may be as American as alcohol can get, but outside of the good US of A, they drink their Bourbon and cola premixed in a can. You can’t add an extra shot, but bourbon out of a pop top will catch up with you pretty fast.
Gin Long Drink
Gin and juice? How 90s hip hop star of you. No, the real deal is gin in a can! But for some reason gin + hot weather sounds like a bad idea.
Agave Pulque
Tired of the same old hard liquor in a can? If you’re feeling adventurous, you can get pulque in a can. Pulque is fermented agave- the same plant used to make tequila. The alcohol is completely different from Cuervo but still 100% guaranteed to make you hit the floor.
Olde English Cider
English accents are always a plus with the ladies, and Olde English Cider has the same charm. There’s nothing juvenile about this apple juice, it will have you seeing double in no time.
Stoli Vodka
Stoli ain’t exactly top-shelf liquor, so stop kidding yourself and just get it in a can. One tall boy and you’ll be crying for your mama in the morning.
Four Lokos
What kind of alcohol is in Four Loko? The manufacturers won’t say. But when it gets you plastered in no time at all, does it really matter? It’s Energy/Alcohol predecessor Sparks didn’t last long on the market. The easy-to-drink Four Loko flavors will have you asking “Red bull and vodka who?” … Right before you pass out, of course.
Have you seen a weirder alcoholic drink in can? Enter it in Craziest Booze in a Can, a competition on ibeatyou.com
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Ooh Yeah..
That Wild turkey cola is Naaaaasssty!
by: Penis, Feb 28th at 8:03 pm
The Gin one is just a long drink (a popular drink in finland). Its not gin in a can. Gin is just one part of it
by: Thogo, Mar 1st at 4:03 am
I found out about FourLoko a few weeks ago and it has been a new favorite drink of mine. One can will get you sloppy.
by: LokoMan, Mar 2nd at 11:38 pm
Just letting you know that these are not true liquor drinks. Liquors require distilling, which these are not. These are brewed, which makes them malt liquors.
by: Hogger, Mar 3rd at 10:34 am
I’m drinking a four loko right now! And I stumbled upon this page while taking a drink. OH LAWDY WATAHMELONZ!!
by: Locke, Mar 3rd at 8:09 pm
That cider is nothing.
You can pickup these:
http://www.westons-cider.co.uk/acatalog/Henrywestonsvintage-500ml-vlg.jpg
http://hywelsbiglog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/image18-k-can.jpg
and many more like them in every supermarket in the UK.
by: Cider Drinker, Mar 4th at 12:43 am
what up girlwere do you live
by: dangelol fleming, Mar 4th at 9:50 am
Cans now have a glass polymer lining which eliminates any aluminum contact with the drink. Consequently, cans are a far better way to package alcohol as they eliminate exposure to light and the canning process results in far lower oxygen contamination. In other words, expect to see things like wines and microbrews in cans more and more frequently as the public gets reeducated on this. Cans are simply better for your booze.
by: Gryndyl, Mar 4th at 11:02 am
In Australia a lot of our spirits come in premixed cans..
by: Acrobat, Mar 4th at 11:39 am
4loko is a mix of energy drink and malt liquor
by: 4loko, Mar 7th at 1:29 pm
I’ve seen all of these products (or products so similar it makes no odds) on sale in supermarkets in the uk, even sodding M&S (posh supermarket in the uk) has equivalents. BTW you may not think that Gin is a hot weather drink but the G&T was created for just such conditions, it was used by officers in the British Empire as an effective way of staving off malaria in hot climates.
by: Raul Duke, Mar 8th at 4:42 am
the stuff on this page looks like things that girls in the movie superbad would drink! first of all, the only drink on here that would “f**k me up” is the can of stoli, which IS actually fairly top shelf vodka. everything else is just malt liquor drinks! if mikes hard lemonade came in a can, would that really f**k me up too?smirnoff ice? kinda like wine coolers…
by: this must be for high school kids, Mar 9th at 7:14 pm
Gross. This crap is just for pussies. Real men drink nips. Thumb downnn
by: Zipp-o, Mar 12th at 12:26 am
I’m from Burgundy and I assure you that this “red french wine in a can” shouldn’t be named wine. “Vin de table” is made to cook with, it’s really awfull to drink. And wine… in a can !! wtf xD
by: Alex, Mar 14th at 4:43 am
Please save your crappy writing for a 9th grade English class.
PLUS++
You don’t know what you’re talking about “gin + hot weather sounds like a bad idea”… KILL YOURSELF!
G&T’s were made for hot weather. Do you even drink?
by: Stop writing, Mar 14th at 5:11 pm
Yeah that olde english cider is nothing. Go to cider festival and the % will up in the lower teens! It’s an acquired taste and has laid waste to many a fool on an empty stomach.
by: thecrikster, May 13th at 6:11 am
i would ratheer drank lokos because they fuck u up more at least that is wut i think i love drinking them wen i am board n wen i have friends come over n play xbox live with modern warfare 2 as in call of duty online
by: crazytown92, May 21st at 7:47 am
i love lokos they so fucking good they mostly taste like a beer energy drinlk to me at least
by: crazytown92, May 21st at 7:49 am
FOUR LOKO! these things are the shit man… drink too many and you’ll feel like your dieing though… but one or two and your good. I just downed a watermelon and Im feeling really good. Way better than any of the other shit on this page.
by: letsgetfuckedup!, Jun 2nd at 3:18 pm
You left out Smirnoff Storm(7%)& Spin (5.5%).That’s what f**ks us up in Southern Africa.If you want to make some $ this December hook us up with some four lokos dey aint available in Zimbabwe pliz help we need hard drinks!
by: Yung FK, Oct 28th at 3:30 am
wow! i first learned about four loko in september we were celebrating my comadres B-day and after me and her had finished a bottle 1.75 lttrs of Malibu rum with pineapple juice we had 2 four loko’s each! Wow, we could’nt get over the hang over for almost a week. never again we swore! lol
by: berre Nice, Nov 6th at 7:43 pm
Kansas is considering a ban
http://www.kansas.com/2010/11/12/1585121/ngerous-punch.html
by: Boris, Nov 12th at 5:51 pm
Banning Four Loko will just make everyone want it more. America will soon go up in flames in a caffeine fueled liquor rage
http://freeloko.com
by: Free Loko, Nov 18th at 1:17 am
The forgot mikes HARDER in a can comes in multiple flavors and four lokos alcohol is woormwood. NOW THATS THE GOOD SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!HA!
by: Anyonamos, Feb 22nd at 8:34 am