Ah movies, magical little escapes from reality where anything can happen. So why does bad hair exist in a fantasy world? Truly bad hair distracts from truly good characters. This all started as a competition on ibeatyou, and we’ve put together the very best of the very worst movie hair:
Johnny spends the whole movie thinking he needs black suede shoes, but really, he just needs to lose the hair!
If this is really what’s waiting for us in the 23rd century, we might as well let global warming run its course.
This hair needs to go in a “freak gasoline-fight accident” because Mugatu’s eye makeup is distracting enough.
Seriously, dude, wtf- go fire someone in hair and makeup because this just makes you look bad.
Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable
It doesn’t matter if you’re a real life superhero if you have that ish sitting on top of your head!
Bill Murray in King Pin
Angelina Jolie in Hackers
Jodie Foster in The Accused
When your goatee has pony tails, something is amiss.
Jean Claude Van Damme in Hard Target
Proving once and for all that NO ONE can pull of the mullet. Not even Van Damme in his prime ass kicking period!
Jared Leto in Panic Room
We get that you’re a serial killer and all, but c’mon, that is no excuse for hair that bad.
Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls
How is that hairline even possible?!? Forehead? That’s at least a five-head.
Nicolas Cage in Every Movie He Has Ever Been In!
Please make it stop!