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Ah movies, magical little escapes from reality where anything can happen. So why does bad hair exist in a fantasy world? Truly bad hair distracts from truly good characters. This all started as a competition on ibeatyou, and we’ve put together the very best of the very worst movie hair:
Brad Pitt in Johnny Suede
Johnny spends the whole movie thinking he needs black suede shoes, but really, he just needs to lose the hair!
Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element
If this is really what’s waiting for us in the 23rd century, we might as well let global warming run its course.
Will Ferrell in Zoolander
This hair needs to go in a “freak gasoline-fight accident” because Mugatu’s eye makeup is distracting enough.
Tom Hanks in The Da Vinci Code
Seriously, dude, wtf- go fire someone in hair and makeup because this just makes you look bad.
Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable
It doesn’t matter if you’re a real life superhero if you have that ish sitting on top of your head!
Bill Murray in King Pin
Not even a celebrity bowler like Ernie McCracken can pull off this mess.
Angelina Jolie in Hackers
It’s actually impressive how not-hot they got her to look with this hair.
Jodie Foster in The Accused
No. You can’t just blame the 80s for this. This is unacceptable.
John Travolta in Battlefield Earth
When your goatee has pony tails, something is amiss.
Jean Claude Van Damme in Hard Target
Proving once and for all that NO ONE can pull of the mullet. Not even Van Damme in his prime ass kicking period!
Jared Leto in Panic Room
Why do they always give the white dudes corn rows when they want them to look bad ass? Fail.
Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men
We get that you’re a serial killer and all, but c’mon, that is no excuse for hair that bad.
Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls
How is that hairline even possible?!? Forehead? That’s at least a five-head.
Nicolas Cage in Every Movie He Has Ever Been In!
Please make it stop!
bruce willis’ toupee in Surrogates was pretty horribad.
by: number1gamester, Mar 17th at 10:34 am
man, if only cartoons counted…
by: neekoh, Apr 9th at 7:48 pm
This Article sucks!
by: Jackie Braces, Apr 20th at 6:51 pm
I disagree, I think Angelina Jolie was pretty damn hot in Hackers. =)
by: geeknik, Apr 21st at 12:19 pm
You put Javier Bardem from No Country for Old Men up there? You’re kidding! The hair being incredibly strange and seemingly out of place only adds to that character. I mean, he’s a demented, sociopathic serial killer who is VERY creepy. A buzzcut would simply be too… boring.
by: Arc, Apr 23rd at 10:27 am
But a bunch of them were trying to look funny. The 5th Element, Zoolander, Dreamgirls, and King Pin; in those movies the ‘bad hair’ wasn’t “distract[ing] from truly good characters” it was adding to them!
I’m sorry but I dislike when an author starts to make a list because it would be good idea then realizes there aren’t that many of “the item to be listed” so s/he has to put stuff in the list that doesn’t really count.
by: Wolfan, Apr 23rd at 11:18 am
ellen page in hard candy. ’nuff said.
by: holly, Apr 23rd at 3:38 pm
You forgot Humphrey Bogart in Treasure of Sierra Madre
by: amby, Dec 17th at 6:16 am