By Chelsea Latimer
Spring Break is a time to take a breather from the stress of finals and drink like there’s no tomorrow. When you can’t even remember your own name, there’s no way you’re going to remember the name of the person you went home with… but that’s not the craziest thing drunk college kids during Spring Break. Check out the top 15 ridiculous thing you’re likely to encounter on Spring Break:
1. Falling asleep before the party ends; expect penis to be written all over your face by the time you wake up.
2. Falling asleep in swimsuit/shorts case in point:
3. Competing in a wet t-shirt contest while your friends photograph/tweet the potential blackmail.
4. Updating your Status on FB with something like this: “hamrd nakidnss is my; midle nam.”
5. Making out with your best friends boyfriend while she’s buying you a drink at the bar.
6. Getting so wasted you change your tampon in the OCEAN.
7. Booking dinner reservations at a 5 star restaurant; getting so hammered before you go that you end up wearing your shirt that says, “….IT’S CAUSE I HAVE A BIG DICK.”
8. Losing your keys, mid-drunken antics, and getting arrested for BREAKING INTO YOUR OWN HOUSE.
9. Drunkenly stealing silverware from a restaurant, putting it in your shoe and having to go to the emergency room later from slicing open your foot.
10. No one thinks your Speedo is funny, put it away before I gag.
11. Attempting to moon a group of people walking by your beachfront condo, then pushing too hard on the glass- shattering the window and having your friends pick glass shards from your ass all night long (yes, that happened to me.)
12. Drunk texting for a late-night booty call and accidentally texting the wrong person.
13. Getting buried in the sand….amidst a family of crabs.
14. Waking up in need of a chiropractor:
15. Boozily attempting to light up the grill, thus burning off your eyebrows, eyelashes and singing your bangs (yes, I’ve done that too).