Oh, Chatroulette. You’re going to make the 17-year-old Russian kid that designed you in “two days and two nights” very rich someday. You’re also going to get us all drunk. That’s because Chatroulette is the perfect medium for a new drinking game. There are so many variables, that you never know what you’re going to get or how much you’re going to have to drink. Here are our rules for the best Chatroulette Drinking Game. When you see any of the following, take the corresponding number of drinks:
- Penis: 1 sip. (Trust me on this one- there’s A LOT of peen, so any more than one drink per **** and you’ll be too trashed to play the game for long)
- Person in a public place: 2 sips (Then let them know how ballsy it is to risk Chatroulette at work, Starbucks, or wherever the hell they are!)
- Middle finger: 1 gulp per finger (However many people are flipping you the bird, that’s how much you drink)
- Jessica Alba: 1 sip. (Then tell them that you know Jessica Alba is not on Chatroulette and that video is from her staring contest)
- “Show me your boobs” Sign: 2 gulps. (Double that and drink 4 sips if the sign holders appear to be age 10 or younger).
- Actually seeing boobs: Chug a beer.
- A hot girl: 3 sips. (Don’t get your hopes up, you’ll probably never see a real live girl on Chatroulette).
- A picture of a hot girl: 1 sip. (I just told you, there are no girls on Chatroulette. If she’s not moving, she ain’t real).
- Someone in Costume/Mask: 3 sips (Then GTFO and next them because they’re probably crazy).
- Someone else playing a drinking game: Cheers them and finish your drink!
- Getting nexted: 2 sips (it will help soften the blow of being rejected).
- Connect to someone you know: AWKWARD. Finish your drink.
Think we missed one? You can leave your suggestion in comments or add it to our Chatroulette Drinking Game Rules contest on ibeatyou.com.
You’re welcome to try Chatroulette Bingo instead, even Snoop Dogg gave that a shot:
But Bingo doesn’t get you trashed, so what’s the point?
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