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With the Super Bowl just a few weeks away, it got us thinking - why do guys love watching other big and sweaty guys jump on top of each other? That’s why we put together this list of the Top 10 Reasons Straight Guys Love Sports:
1. Girlfriends and wives won’t get on you for checking out the entertainment. What kind of guy DOESN’T love watching the Laker Girls?!
2. RAWRRR! Tackles!!!! Don’t you feel manly watching this, especially while you sit in your wifebeater and boxers while gnawing on some Domino’s Cheesy bread in a semi-prone position?
3. You think the girls, or rather the cheerleaders, will think you look sexy. . . News Flash: Sitting in a chair pumping your fist never looks hot.
4. Watching sports is a great excuse to eat as much crap as you want while chugging down those beers. Like I said before: Cheesy bread.
5. Who doesn’t love the feeling of winning, especially, when you yourself didn’t actually do anything? All you did was sit in a chair for several days in a row.
6. We know you’re all secretly hoping for a half time repeat of Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction, time delays be damned!
7. Actually, you really don’t love golf. You just want to beat your boss.
8. Just because you choked during that Big Game back in your old high school glory days doesn’t mean you can’t call out A Rod come playoff time.
9. You now get away with screaming your head off at the television and talking smack at an inanimate object. Stoopid TV that caused that fumble!
10. The Infamous Butt Tap. Express your manly camaraderie in ways that would never fly at the office. Enough said.
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