Easy Ways to Say Sorry for the STD!

Easy Ways to Say Sorry for the STD!

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All the romance of Valentines Day has come and gone.  And what do you have to show for it? Well… hopefully not a recurring rash.

If you’re too much of a p***** to call up someone on the phone and tell them to get tested, there’s an easy way out.  You can always tell them ”Sorry for the STD” in the sweetest way possible- with cake.

Here are the best cake apologies for being a dirty whore:

cold sore cake

Here. Have another piece and stop thinking about your lip.

herpes cake

Nothing says ‘Sorry for the herp’ like Prince Charming.

herpes cookie

Seriously. My bad, so here’s a cookie. We all good now?

hiv cake

Somehow HIV retrovirus shaped cakes seem like a step to far.

And if you don’t want to spring for a whole cake, there are always cards. Pandas make everything better:

herpes card

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