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Worst joke!

This is a comp where u just say your worst joke (they can be yo mama jokes)


total challengers: 14   
1st
i made it up lol
What do you call grass with no bottom?

gr...


and another 1 is
why didnt the oyster give away any of its pearls?

because it was shellfish!!!! hahaha (see more)
 
tubbyapple
BY tubbyappleall me
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 87  VOTES: 4

 

2nd
What Rosie see, Rosie do
Why did Rosie O'Donnell cross the road?
1) To get to KFC.
2) Portia DeRossi was on the other side.
3) To get away from her reflection (see more)
 
celestiallygold
BY celestiallygoldall me
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 72  VOTES: 3

 

3rd
 
shellyboo95
BY shellyboo95
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 66  VOTES: 4

 

4th
The worst joke ever
what did the apple say to the banana? nothing , apples can't talk! (see more)
 
hrabba24
BY hrabba24all me
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 74  VOTES: 3

 

5th
Worst joke
What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!
 (see more)
 
hrabba24
BY hrabba24
RATING: 0.0  VIEWS: 46  VOTES: 0

 

6th
cheese
what do ya call chesse thats not urs? Na-cho cheesee! (see more)
 
tittytitans
BY tittytitansall me
RATING: 4.2  VIEWS: 55  VOTES: 2

 

7th
yo mama
yo mama is so skinny wen she swallowed a pea she looked pregnant (see more)
 
tittytitans
BY tittytitans
RATING: 4.2  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 2

 

8th
bad joke
why diden"t the skeletion cross the road he dident have the guts to do it (see more)
 
gagster05
BY gagster05
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 47  VOTES: 1

 

9th
Red Chair
How long does it take to make a red chair?


A long PERIOD!!! (see more)
 
blatmurphy
BY blatmurphyall me
RATING: 0.0  VIEWS: 33  VOTES: 0

 

10th
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Smoke
What do you tell someone that is reallllllllly depressed and crying??

Shut up and have a smoke! Your gunna screw up your make up (see more)
 
Hotiscle
BY Hotiscle
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 38  VOTES: 1

 

11th
bar
A man walks into a bar. OUCH (see more)
 
ravi_thakrar
BY ravi_thakrarall me
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 34  VOTES: 2

 

12th
NuMbErZ
Y is 6 afraid of 7? coz 7 ate 9.

ha ha (see more)
 
ravi_thakrar
BY ravi_thakrar
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 43  VOTES: 1

 

13th
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Yo momma
My favourite "yo mama" joke...

"Yo mamma has green hair and thinks she's a tree." (see more)
 
AugustInTransit
BY AugustInTransit
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 25  VOTES: 1

 

14th
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OMG Muffin!
Two muffins are sitting in the oven.
One says to the other, "Wow, it sure is hot in here."
The other one says, "Holy crap, a talking muffin!" (see more)
 
potatovixen
BY potatovixen
RATING: 4.0  VIEWS: 24  VOTES: 1





Comments

AugustInTransit
AugustInTransit all-city
over 3 years ago
re: OMG Muffin!
I actually considered using that one.
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tubbyapple
tubbyapple all-american
over 3 years ago
re: What Rosie see, Rosie do
1
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tubbyapple
tubbyapple all-american
over 3 years ago
re: The worst joke ever
ROFL
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