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illegal_potential
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worst thing to say to a cop

doesnt have to be all me unlimited entries no repeats


total challengers: 15   
1st
hold my beer for a second? (see more)
 
illegal_potential
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 44  VOTES: 4

 

2nd
I'm kinda in a hurry Officer, I really need to get rid of this dead body that I've got in my trunk. (see more)
 
RJBrian
RATING: 2.6  VIEWS: 74  VOTES: 9

 

3rd
I have 3:

1) Oh sorry officer, i thought you wanted to race?

2) I was only speeding so i could get home to watch cops.

3) I was going to get you a doughnut.  (see more)
 
dontforgetme
RATING: 2.5  VIEWS: 49  VOTES: 7

 

4th
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i smell bacon!!! (see more)
 
SMPfilmfan
RATING: 2.4  VIEWS: 62  VOTES: 6

 

5th
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I think you might be my son (see more)
 
Jayhawk
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 74  VOTES: 6

 

6th
Wow dude... You're stone cold... maaan... here, try this shit. It'll be awesome. I'll light it for you. :) (see more)
 
redfield
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 62  VOTES: 6

 

7th
I swear to Drunk, I am not God!

(Only if you were pulled over for a possible DUI) (see more)
 
soccerbabe3357
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 36  VOTES: 3

 

8th
"i'm sorry, i don't speak any english"  (see more)
 
moonlightvalentino
RATING: 2.3  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 7

 

9th
I know the only reason you pulled me over is cause you saw me pull out of krispy kreme and you could smell doughnuts from my car (see more)
 
KevKev
RATING: 2.2  VIEWS: 35  VOTES: 3

 

10th
Off: License and Registration

I'm not gay or anything, but they say i give some mean head if you know what i mean, so... (see more)
 
koonz06
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 45  VOTES: 5

 

11th
Officer (pulled you over driving): Have you been drinking sir?


You: Why yes, would you like one? (see more)
 
benno_bro
RATING: 2.1  VIEWS: 47  VOTES: 6

 

12th
i have a bomb...thatd be pretty bad eh (see more)
 
pimp_genetics
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 47  VOTES: 5

 

13th
wow u gained weight from yesterday's arrest (see more)
 
MI88YRISSAPOOH
RATING: 2.0  VIEWS: 36  VOTES: 6

 

14th
I'm sorry i was speeding because i just left the bar and wanted to go home before the cops stopped me ...OH SHIT  (see more)
 
leener
RATING: 1.7  VIEWS: 30  VOTES: 4

 

15th
.."You think this is bad, you should see whati have in my trunk."
:] (see more)
 
branfllakezz
RATING: 1.9  VIEWS: 28  VOTES: 2





Comments

shanakaye_F
shanakaye_F legend
over 3 years ago
dontforgetme
dontforgetme all-american
over 3 years ago
re: Worst things to say to a cop.
yuuppeersss. haha. thxx
AAASIAN1
AAASIAN1 pro
over 3 years ago
re: I'm in a hurry...
yeah that would be #1...5!!!
AAASIAN1
AAASIAN1 pro
over 3 years ago
re: Worst things to say to a cop.
haha....doughnut...5!
SMPfilmfan
over 3 years ago
re: i have a bomb
lol yeah i need to get it to the airport a.s.a.p. so can i get an escort lmao
 
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