stuff that know one wants to talk about

im watching a gay alien show. they tell peoples stories about ghosts/aliens its sooo boring. im also thinking about how my friend told me he is gay. ive never met a gay guy before it was akwrd. i smell pasta....yum yum yummy (see more)

I'm typing on my laptop to enter this really stupid competition. Probably the most worthless competition I have ever entered. Thank you for wasting my time. (see more)

my cat farted. it smells like rotten eggs... my mom told me to "Get off the computer and do your homework" but im still on the comouter...... im gonna tell her martians ate me and i couldn't do my homework then they spit me out right before she came.... i wonder if she'll go for it... (see more)

im sitting next to some big polynesian guy in an internet cafe and he is sweaty and smells like eggs.
its really quite awful (see more)