Best Your Mother Joke

yo mamma so old, i told her to act her age and the bitch died!


yo mamma so old the she was the waitress at the last supper!


yo mamma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!



yo mamma so fat, green peace threw her back into the ocean! (see more)

Your Mother is so fat, she doesn't know if she is a boy or a girl. HAHAHA

Your Mother is so fat, she sat on K-Mart and lowered the prices. HAHAHA

Your Mother is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. HAHAHA

Your Mother is so old she has a signed bible. HAHAHA (see more)

Yo Mamma So Dum She Saw A Bus Full Of White Kids And Said Yummy Tukkie!

Yo Mamm So Old Her First Supper Was The First Supper!

Yo Mamma So Fat She Fall In Love And Broke It !

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shap~! (see more)

your mom (see more)

Yo mama so stupid she went to shake chuck noris's hand and got round house kicked in the head (see more)

1st: Yo Mama so hairy, she went to the barbor shop and said, "A littlle off the top..... Of my lip!"

2nd: Yo Mama so hairy when she went swimming everyone started screaming, "Chi, Chi, Chi, CHIA!" (see more)