funniest joke

how do you kill a blonde??

put a scratch & sniff at the bottom of the pool!

and her bff????

tell her to go give her cpr (see more)

a blonde a burnette and a red head go on a camping trip. the blonde says "i gotta go to the bathroom" and goes behind a tree a couple yards away behind a tree. the burnette and redhead get bored and try to come up with a prank to pull on the blonde. so they get a rabbit they hunted and gut it then sneak out and throw the guts on the blonde. the they run back to the tent. when the blonde got back the to other girls ask what happened then the blonde says "i crapped out my guts..... but dont worry! i shoved em back in!" (see more)