Funniest movie quote

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
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ROBIN, you've lost your arms in battle? But you grew some nice boobs! (see more)

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Count Rugen: [frightened and angry] Stop saying that!! (see more)

-you scratch our backs we'll scratch yours
-funny thing about my back is...its located on my cock (see more)

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?  (see more)

In The Scene When Hes Getting Surf Lessons From Kunu : "When Life Gives You Lemons Just Say Fuck The Lemons And Bail!" Cracks Me Up Every Time (see more)

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.  (see more)

The prime minister of India came to Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to france (see more)

Shall I describe it to you or do you want me to find you a box? (see more)

[Dundee is threatened by a mugger with a switchblade]

Sue Charlton: Mick, give him your wallet.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: What for?

Sue Charlton: He's got a knife.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckling] That's not a knife.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [Dundee draws a large Bowie knife]

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: *That's* a knife.

[Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket. He and his friends run away]  (see more)

Call me asshole..
one more time. (see more)

Pilot: you ever been in a cockpit before?

Visiting kid: no i've never been in a plane before.

Pilot: you ever seen a grown man naked? (see more)

We want you to cut down the tallest tree in the forrest with a herring! (see more)

In The Scene When Their In Columbia To Do Their "Initiation" And Vin Diesel's Character Is Chained To The Rafters..."You Fuckin Slap Me Again Im Gonna Throw You A Beatin' " lol That Was Funny Shit Man (see more)

"I'm a cop you idieeet!" (see more)

"Conan what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women"

"ahhh that is good" (see more)