most confusing phrase to someone learning english

Mare's eat oats, and doe's eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you?? (say it really really fast) lol (see more)

Dead Reckoning (see more)

Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid. (see more)

The exuberance of my verbosity is far to copious of you inadequate comprehesion.

Translation... My big words are to big for you to understand (see more)

I would be riding a horse and some guy will say:
"Hold your horses"

Then i will get off my horses and the horse will roam free.  (see more)

to be honest im a liar!

isnt that confusing ;] (see more)

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return keep me here (see more)

how high can you fly when you die as you cry when yo saying good bye (see more)

(I don't see how this is comfusing but apparently it is)... "This is the United States... if you are going to live here or work here you must learn and speak english. If I lived in your country I would learn your language. If you are here on vacation you don't have to learn english, thats the only time it is ok." ... that is a real mystery to a lot of foreigners... (see more)

dog diggidy i would like my dog to eat a hotdog  (see more)

if you think that you think then you think about thinking

wtf lmao (see more)

Hurry up and wait1 (see more)

Mr Indians
Mr not
OSAR!!!!
LIB. Mr Indians

---Translation---

Read it like this:

M R Indians
M R Not
O S A R
L I B M R Indians

----Complete Translation----

M = 'em or Them
R = Are
Indians = Indians
Not = Not
O = Oh
S = 'es or Yes
A = 'ey or They
L = Well
I = I
B = Be (see more)

Which witch will win the longest nose competition...no one knows but dear I think the dear will...

or...

Me: Hey!
so...um...the longest word in this language is pneumonoultramicroscopicvalcanoconiosis...

Definition: The inflammation of the lungs cause by the inhalation of silica dust...have fun! (see more)

hey want to take two pizzas too .....i see said the blind man and i won the compepitons but one guy shot a squrel idk (see more)

Wunwun was one racehorse, Tootoo was one too. Wunwun won one race one day and Tootoo won one too.  (see more)

Going Isn't Leaving, Its a question of gone, And gone isnt a subject so its Flawless (see more)

The rule is "I" before "E" execpt after "C".

Except for words such as....species, science, sufficient, ancient, seize, weird, sovereignty, vein, feisty, kaleidoscope and neighbor, deficiencies, efficiencies, sufficiencies, zeitgeist and einsteinium..... need I go on? (see more)

Turn left here pal, yeah, right here

WTF you turned right?!?! (see more)

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, back to back they face each other drew their swords and shot each other, you may not believe this lie is true, but just ask the blind man he saw it too. (see more)