IBeatYou: Twitter Picture Status

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I rather wish the person sucking my wang is Denise Milani or Hitomi Tanaka and i wish as well to see politicians (both democrats & republicans) get castrated and trampled by elephants in my hallucinations.

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lmfao! i'm sure.

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Well, u deserve a massage. And one of the best. Hmm.... r u sure it's not u that's eating my genitals? Well, I'm sure it's not a hooker. So.... must I be hallucinating?

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lol, i havent had a massage from either of you! xD

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I wasn't. Maybe at a bit at stereotypying the Dutch but I was just exclaimed. Is he better at a massage than me? lol

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dude, no making fun of him! >:P haha

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Dutch? A hillbilly of the mountains? Yollei yollei hee-hoo! And a canadian and a jap at the same time! Really? And I'm a purple-balled samurai from another galaxy.

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nope, hes a dutch-canadian-japanese guy :P & sure thing.

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so it's elan the red? what is he, a red indian? with a tomahawk, feathers in his head and heart sacrifices? PS if u see santa, tell him he's gonna need eyes at the back of his head to avoid me with a big knife and skin him alive to make flesh condoms out of him. *evil laugh*

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LOL! what makes you think CupidAyo? xD & no, its not santa claus...haven't talked to him in a while... & nah, not a big fan of nash :P

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I hate to name folks but lemme guess... he's cupidayo? ElanRed? Santa Claus in the Summer? Nash?

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hmm. no. hes actually 6'1 & not asian ;) he's a basketball player actually. maybe you know him? he has an iby? ;) & nope, im all me.

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Ur bf? Another asian? What, is he gonna kung-fu me or some shit? U 5 feet yellows can get snapped like twigs and get recycled as truck tires. And it is true... u seem convincingly that u r not sucking on my schlong.... OMG! I think u have double personality! *shock* *shock* If this is not ur character that's licking my ball hairs, then who is it? Is it Candy Betty? Ur dark side?

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k. no idea how you came up with that xD but no matter what you say it wont be true ;) now dont make me get my bf on you LOL.

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Wow, this time u pulled my cock out and spat the cum out so u could talk. U actually have a brain. I guess the Asians are really geniuses. Now I can understand u. And no, it can't be a whore because I'm too damn poor to get one. Only u can eat a scrotum like that. And ur midget is watching us! He's pissing on ur leg so he increase the fantasy! He still looks sucidal... but he gained some life after seeing ur skills. :))

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hmm funny. yup. you definitely hired some cheap girl. shame on you dan! just cus you cant have me, no need to pay girls *shaking head*

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Again I can't understand a single fucking word u r saying. R u choking on it? Because if u r, i'm still not pulling out. Oh please, wipe ur cheeks & ur chin. There's some cock stains there.

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pfft, i dont have anything in my mouth. maybe you just payed some cheap girl to pretend to be me

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Sorry I can't understand what you r saying with ur mouth full. Quit gagging on my dick.

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HAH! not! :))

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wish granted

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LMFAO! you wish dan, you wish! xD

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I knew u had a thing for my hands. A massage on ur yellow back! And if u like my hands, do u like what I put in my hands as well in ur mouth? :))

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OK, sure. I'll use my magic hands to turn your back from cheese to chowder!

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....just freaking msg me! people might be getting creeped out :))