Excuses, Excuses, Excuses!

-Well im too busy scratching my Balls... its too important not to be left alone unscratch...maybe later... (see more)

I broke my nail and therefore cannot speak or move (see more)

uh cuz im too busy stalkin my fav celeb on twitter and then... i have to change my status on facebook and then... i have tons of pix to post on myspace and then... my buddy challenged me in warcraft, cant turn that down and then.. and then.. and then.. (see more)

I couldn't join the Animal Look-a-Like because taking off my pants to look like my horse isn't allowed. (see more)

but I can't. I'm wearing my hat... If I wasn't wearing my hat I would but me wearing my hat makes that impossible... You understand... I'll vote for you though... (see more)

Cause i'm a comp snob. *Sips his tea* (see more)