Best Threat

So I am very protective over my family, and this girl started to date my cousin. So one day I pulled her aside, took of my sunglasses and looked her in the eye with a look of pure evil, and I told her:

"Listen here little girl, you hurt my cousin and I swear on everything that is holy, I will hunt you down and break every bone in your body, and when I'm done, I'll drag your mangled ass into the woods and bury you in a shallow grave and let the bears eat you alive. Remember this face, but pray to God you never have to see it, are we clear?"  (see more)

Kaleigh is a sausage wallet. Thats my threat to her. (see more)

this one time jessica alba didnt answer my smack talk.. so i threatened to eat her baby (see more)