Reasons not to have SEX!!

Yur becoming less attractive because my Beer supply is low.... lol (see more)

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I'm not really keen on getting genital herpes... (see more)

NO REASON... (see more)

Waiting for the special one :) (see more)

-GONNA HURT!!
-IM SAVING MYSELF !
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-OMG your a guy.....
-calling out the wrong name
-if its half an inch.... gee i dont know... (see more)

1.carpet burn
2.In horror flicks, people having sex are always the first to be killed by axe murderers in hockey masks
3.too sticky
4.stds
5.calling out the wrong name (see more)

cuz if its not with me then yer not doin it right lol  (see more)

Because sometimes somthing that will only bring 5 minutes of pleasure will bring you a life time of problems!

Yes i mean AIDS (see more)