Best Original Homework Excuse

It was your fault: I was trying to do my homework, but you put in the instructions, “Please conserve paper.” However, when I read the word “paper”, I was immediately reminded of trees. Trees, coincidentally, have brown bark. Megan Fox, coincidentally, has brown hair. I was immediately prompted to pursue other endeavors. (see more)

on my way to school i left my window open and it flew out. i wouldv'e tried to catch it but i had to keep my eyes on the road. isn't safety always first? (see more)