Line from a movie that made you LOL

You look like babe ruth's gay brother..Gabe Ruth" (see more)

why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood - Vince (see more)

patches o houlihan:Necessary? is it necessary for me to drink my own piss ? no, but i do it anyway (see more)

"Mom the meatloaf, FU*K!"--Chazz (see more)

"San Diego in German means a whale's vagina!" hahahah Ron (see more)

"Sex Panther cologne...60% of the time it works everytime!"--Ron  (see more)

"I killed a guy with a trident"
"yeah i saw that, yeah Brick you might wanna lay low for a while"
"find a safehouse"
"cos you might be wanted for murder"

rofl

"where'd you get those clothes? at the toilet store?"


haha (see more)

Andy- "Oh yeah I remember that girl she was a ho for show" (see more)

Seth: I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.










Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?










both off superbad! (see more)

"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!" (see more)

"in that dream of his, bet you he wasn't dead"
not really funny, but it killed me haha (see more)

"There is no way... no way you can be from my loins. I goin' home and puch yo momma in the mouth." (see more)

the Guru: What is it that you cuntface? (see more)

Bathroom scene:
Damon: "You know what this is NEW BOOTY?!" (see more)

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! (see more)

"You sand baggin' son of a bitch!"--John Beckwith  (see more)