Creepiest Confession

sometimes i have dreams of smashing peoples faces into walls and blood going everwhere. and one day.......i did it......i snapped and lost it at some girl who was making stuff up about me and telling me to go fuck myself.... and it felt good. (see more)

I like to dress as a big, bad giant and go to the little people's conventions and chase them around. One time I caught one... she sure was feisty. After a few drinks she proved the whole "small packages" theory. (see more)

I think the worst thing I (well, friends) ever did was more gross than creepy. There was this guy and he was annoying, everyone hated him but he kept coming to parties he wasn't invited to and stuff like that. Whenever he was there he would always beg people for cigarettes... Now I don't smoke but I can imagine everyone getting pissed because of that.
So me and some friends decided to pull a prank on him. Now this is incredibly gross, they made a cigarette out of bodyhair. You can guess what kind of bodyhair. They put everything in a cigarette with just a little bit of tabacco sticking out, and we gave it to him. He smoked the whole thing and didn't suspect anything even though it smelled like hell. xD
In the end we confessed and he found out. He wasn't even angry or anything like that. xD  (see more)

I went on a date last week with my high school English teacher (see more)

he called me gay and i took an aluminum bat and beat the crap out of him. there is still a dent my by bat (see more)

I used to go into chat rooms and cyber with guys and i would start out normal and then I would say things like "and then i would go down on you and cut off your private area" or "and then im going to cut you head off." It was fun. (see more)