do YOU live in an apartment complex?

Okay, my neighbors have a monthly indoor game of paintball... At 1:00 in the morning and they challenge the people above me to a game because I declined.

The solution: I have decided to accept there invite to the game... but hold on it gets better i found a completely illegal paintball gun that can kill a scquirrel with the Co2 alone so i can't wait for the game (see more)

ok, let me preface by saying that i live in a building full of 400 sq ft studio apartments, so what goes on w/ the neighbor's goes on w/ me, too...
my upstairs peeps just got a puppy (which i am sure is adorable) that they see fit to lock in their bathroom... b/c it barks... well, now it barks in my b'room! NOT down for the cause early on saturday a.m., LOL. i want to steal the puppy and give it to someone w/ a house and a yard b/c it is not his fault his owners want a dog in a teeny tiny apartment. (see more)

The neighbors in the apartment directly across from our living room are pretty into each other and very enthusiastic about having early evening and midday sex.

I wouldn't say that it necessarily drives me crazy because one of the participants sounds like she could legitimately be in porn, but sometimes, considering it's louder than the porn I watch in my own room, I want to leave them a note to say 'thank you' to the girl and 'good job' to the guy. It definitely makes it hard to read at night when you have a legitimate porno soundtrack going on that has no regard for windows, volume, or really anything.

Bravo, neighbors. Bravo. (see more)

the very un-indian people accross from us in out tiny, itty bitty, apartment thingmy are learning indian sing a longs for some odd reason. they are getting rather good, its odd that i notice, but i still want to replace all their CDs with marshmellows. (see more)

I live in a two story apartment there are six apartments per building side by side and all have an upstairs and downstairs (they are really big) anyways the only thing we share in common is the bathroom ventilation fans our fans hook up and blow out the same shaft. Well our neighbors whom we call crack nation like to smoke weed in their bathroom and it ends up stinking up our whole house! (see more)

so i live in an apartment where a lot of old people live. apparently. and i'm pretty sure that the people who live above me are hard of hearing...and they occasionally watched epic movies, y'know the ones with intermission? and they would play them REALLY loud, so there i would be, just sitting there eating a.....mango, and i would hear this orchestral theme song start up out of nowhere....strange much? (see more)

i spend endless nights at diffrent apartments and i never get the girls names woot woot  (see more)