Terrible but True Breakup

You call me too much for no reason... ... (I dont suffer fools well)... (see more)

It's not you its me..and it was really him (see more)

Not my story, but it's really bad.
The big homie was with this smokin' hot woman for almost a year. Was plotting to marry her 'cause he thought she was the one. Then, finally, he met her folks. The meeting went very well. They liked him. His lady was pleased. And he thought that Mom and Pop were pretty cool, but something didn't sit right with him.
A couple days later, he had a dream that his would-be wifey had grown up and turned into her mother. Which was not so bad...except her mother was...well...obese.
Dude thought to himself, "If we get married and have kids, that's probably what she's gonna look like after the babies. And I'll be stuck with that the rest of my life. Which guarantees that I'll have an affair. Or several."
So...he told the girl about the dream. And ended the relationship.
She moved outta state. No idea if the dream came true or not.

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