Parents Said That Wasnt True.

I thought my mom could see the future when i first started school... because she would tell me what my school's lunch would be for that day or next day. I would go home and ask my mom, "OH WHAT DID I EAT THEN!!??" She would tell me every single thing we had and i would be like OMGWTF!!! lol... didn't know till later that my school sends out lunch menus for all the parents to see.  (see more)

after school, i'd call my mom and ask her if she could pick me up. And she would answer and say "I'm at the mall right now". Then when i took the bus home, i saw her at home watching tv. I was like what the fuuck! Why you lying to me for! Hahaha. She still does that. I mean likee really tho, she can say noo if she wanted to.  (see more)

If you don't go to sleep the boogieman will get you!! (see more)

My mum forced me to eat carrots cause she said it will make me see in the dark...I still cannot see in the dark (see more)

Eyes in the back of my head! (see more)

i used to swallow my gum.
parents said if i did it would
be stuck in my stomach for
7 years.
i believed it until a few days ago
my friend told me hewent to the bathroom and found gum in his
. well. never mind. ;) (see more)