Best Simpsons Quote

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. (see more)

Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems (see more)

Homer: "I am so Smart! I am so Smart! S-M-R-T! ... I mean S-M-A-R-T!" (see more)

Mona Simpson: [sings] How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man...
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: No, dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: OK... eight. (see more)

Huckleberry Finn: "I was so gay, but I couldn't tell anyone" (see more)

Marge: That really covers the cat crap!! (see more)