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Worst Pick-up Line

Give me your worst pick-up line... EASY! One pick-up line per entry.


total challengers: 73   
1st
You turn my Floppy Disk into a hard Drive... (see more)
 
steelersfan321
RATING: 3.7  VIEWS: 182  VOTES: 11

 

2nd
Damn girl, did you just fart?
Cause you blew me away !
;D (see more)
 
cherine619
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 303  VOTES: 29

 

3rd
Excuse me! Can you give me 100 dollars so I can take you out to dinner (see more)
 
jakartarubenleon
RATING: 3.5  VIEWS: 102  VOTES: 5

 

4th
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Is your last Name Gillette......Coz your the best a man can get
Raaaawr tiger x (see more)
 
JessEcar
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 133  VOTES: 7

 

5th
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Hi, I represent the release the twins foundation. Would you like to make a little donation? (see more)
 
BrittanyJewell
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 90  VOTES: 5

 

6th
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you have a nice pair of legs. when do they open? (see more)
 
Oshiel
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 480  VOTES: 45

 

7th
Don't know why this guy said this, but he said it trying to pick me up.

"You smell like chicken."

The worst part is that he put on this "sexy voice." (see more)
 
JanetNOTJanette
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 154  VOTES: 9

 

8th
Do you like to sleep?
Me too, we should do it together sometime! (see more)
 
biglarry36
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 121  VOTES: 9

 

9th
Can I make like a helicase enzyme and unzip your genes? (see more)
 
iWhatever32
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 77  VOTES: 4

 

10th
I may not be the best looking guy here....but i'm the only one talking to you. (see more)
 
Frosty77
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 150  VOTES: 12

 

11th
How can i know the thousands of digits to pi, but not the seven digits of your phone number? (see more)
 
omgMOOBS25
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 43  VOTES: 3

 

12th
Can I take you a picture?....
So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas  (see more)
 
jakartarubenleon
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 98  VOTES: 6

 

13th
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Guy: Excuse Miss, would you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?

Girl: No. How much?

Guy:Enough to break the ice---Hi! My name is Creep.

HAHA (see more)
 
iwishihadajumper
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 85  VOTES: 6

 

14th
Girls tonight there's a party in my pants and you're all invited

 (see more)
 
jakartarubenleon
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 86  VOTES: 6

 

15th
girl,ur like diaria...i can't hold you in!!!
and...
girl,ur the rivir and im the ocean...your water comes in to me

lol (see more)
 
Perucha1210
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 111  VOTES: 11

 

16th
do you have face-book coz i wannna poke you (see more)
 
_milly_
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 92  VOTES: 8

 

17th
I wet my pants... can I get in yours?  (see more)
 
DarkPaLa
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 73  VOTES: 6

 

18th
Hey beautiful, DO you mind if I stay over here with you till it's safe back where I farted? (see more)
 
jamhuls
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 44  VOTES: 3

 

19th
Can I lick your leg? (see more)
 
cubefreak
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 51  VOTES: 3

 

20th
I happened to notice that you're freezing cold. Do you need my jacket?
"Wait, how did you know I was cold?"
I can see that your... I mean your shirt has holes in...
(This is where you get slapped.) (see more)
 
soccer04dan
RATING: 3.3  VIEWS: 56  VOTES: 3



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Comments

NadiaYassin
over 3 years ago
re: Worst Pickup Line
LOL that's awful! but will werk w/ the gold diggers LOL 5*
bewhiskered
bewhiskered peewee
over 3 years ago
re: Bogey Style
The most incredible female legs I've ever seen! 55555
sandyshockley
sandyshockley all-state
over 3 years ago
re: Bogey Style
MIDDLE: You're always very gracious to me- much thanks. :-)
MIDDLESONOF7
MIDDLESONOF7 franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Bogey Style
cute and kinda soft just from the look of it,5
BrittanyJewell
BrittanyJewell all-state
over 4 years ago
re: Very Bad
Did you read the rules before you entered?
jakartarubenleon
over 4 years ago
re: worst pick up line
try this for Xmas
bismarckg
bismarckg franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Haha!
5
dan_all_mighty
dan_all_mighty all-american
over 4 years ago
re: Smooooooth
Lol might use that 1 day! lol
cherine619
cherine619 all-IBY
over 4 years ago
re: SayThis!
:D
iWhatever32
over 4 years ago
re: BAHAHAHAHA
haha yeah you know, my biology teacher actually told me that joke
iwishihadajumper
over 4 years ago
re: SayThis!
Bwahahahahahahahhahaha
iwishihadajumper
over 4 years ago
re: BAHAHAHAHA
haha. that's good. i'm taking bio so i know exactly what that means. lol. i wouldn't be surprised if someone looked at this and said "helicase enzyme"? haha
CChen
CChen franchise
over 4 years ago
re: when do u open?
haha, she seems a bit mentally ill...XD is she cute? :P
Oshiel
Oshiel franchise
over 4 years ago
re: when do u open?
idk, she is probably mentally ill. haha, nahh, she just thought it's cute coz he's been trying so hard lol
CChen
CChen franchise
over 4 years ago
re: when do u open?
haha, it IS! How did the girl find it cute again?! XD She's weird...lawl
Oshiel
Oshiel franchise
over 4 years ago
re: when do u open?
cchen: it's awful huh hahaha
CChen
CChen franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Crazy People Hit On Me
mmm, cookies! ;D
iwashere
iwashere icon
over 4 years ago
JanetNOTJanette
JanetNOTJanette captain
over 4 years ago
re: Crazy People Hit On Me
Iwas: Sure ;). That's all.
JanetNOTJanette
JanetNOTJanette captain
over 4 years ago
re: Crazy People Hit On Me
They said I smelled like cookies.
iwashere
iwashere icon
over 4 years ago
re: Crazy People Hit On Me
LOL..i like to eat it.. thats all.
CChen
CChen franchise
over 4 years ago
re: Crazy People Hit On Me
oh yeah, really...damn. I bet you smelled fine! :P
JanetNOTJanette
JanetNOTJanette captain
over 4 years ago
re: Crazy People Hit On Me
CChen: He got my attention because I was asking all of my friends if I smelled bad.
JanetNOTJanette
JanetNOTJanette captain
over 4 years ago
re: Crazy People Hit On Me
Do you have a chicken fetish?
iwashere
iwashere icon
over 4 years ago
re: Crazy People Hit On Me
MMmmm chiickeen!! errr!! i mean... WHAT A FREEK! (yeh thats it..)
 
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IBY Awards (2)

“Beautiful legs!”
— bewhiskered awarded Bogey Style
over 3 years ago
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— phatguy awarded Worst Pickupline
over 4 years ago