Break Up a Couple: Best Way to Cause a Break Up

Playing them both off against eachother is the key.
So in this circumstance, im gonna say were aiming to break them up so we can get the girl to be ours.
So you go to the guy and tell him that the girl has told you that shes just "not that into you" anymore, and then you go to the girl immediatly and say that the guy as been bragging about how he got drunk the other day and had a threesome.
The girl gets upset and then you wait...
you wait...
and that minute she looks for comfort, you fly in there.

This way you also have slept with the girl, and the guy has probably slept with someone else by now as well, so they probably hate it eachother anyway! (see more)

go to both partners(heshe,hehe,sheshe)one after the other seperately at differrent location during differrent parts of the day and repeat:wow your gf/bf was so good last night she/he kept me going all night long...what did you do last night?  (see more)

Easy plain and simple. How it always happens in the world. Cheat on the other one. (see more)

Simply put, slowly convince the two there not right for each other. so they both break-up with each other, and no one gets hurt . (see more)

tell their moms that their son/daughter's bf/gf is bad so the mom will break them up!hehe (see more)

Ok, so to start with, this is going to take some planning. Firstly, wait for an anniversary or birthday. Then you're going to need to contact some sort of Mission Impossible style makeup guy, buy several blowup dolls, and gather up as much fresh dog poop as you can. Now, you will have to be able get into the guys house.
First, set up the blow up dolls in precarious positions around the house and make sure to cover them with honey. Then have your makeup guy come to the house and make you look like the bf.
Now you're ready for the exciting part. Call up the girlfriend, tell her that you've been helping the boyfriend plan a big surprise for her birthday or anniversary and have her meet "her boyfriend" at his house. Now, time for the dog poop. Get a microwave save container and fill it with poo and water. Heat it up and fill some balloons.
When she comes to the door, take a big windup and sling some poo. Then kill her and have some fun with those dolls!
Note: May upset the bf. (see more)

Edward Cullen (see more)

hire someone to make love to her so you can watch through a window and them maybe they will break up cos she is cheating (see more)

I just smile at the girl, and you know the rest ;) (see more)

always make sure he has more fun than she does seperated,  (see more)

there are two good ones that, are good. ok first one is the cusser one-

If the girl or boy is not a cusser and the bf or gf is this is what you do. you get the bf or gf REALLY mad in front of the bf or gf, and then keep making them mad until they cuss, and then the bf or gf will say wth did you gust say and dump them.

the next one is the flirting one-

ok with the gf or for the girls bf is around do this. Get really close to them, and then smile at them, they will smile back, but do that when the bf or gf is looking, and then the mad bf or gf will yell at the happy gf or bf and you, then when they look away, do it again. but this time when they look put your arm arouind them, THALE GAT SO MAD, and then no more bf and gf, bye (see more)

Im sorry but I am gay and fancy the other sex now (see more)