BEST ANCHORMAN QUOTE

"60% of the time it works every time!"

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brick says in response to comment made about newsteam's clothing......"where'd you get your clothes from?......the toilet store??" haha priceless ;) (see more)

Champ: i woke up in this japanese familys den and they would just NOT stop screaming...

Brick: yeah, i ate a red candle...
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"well, I I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era ... "
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it smells like bigfoot's cock!! (see more)

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"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany!"  (see more)

I love lamp! (see more)

Ron: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Brick: I don't know (see more)

Brick Tamland: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy. (see more)