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5 Things you want the opposite sex to know

Describe the 5 things you want the opposite sex to know. May the text with most votes win! :-) [You can take ideas/repeat off people if you want!]


total challengers: 50   
1st
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1.Grab her butt while you kiss her...its a real turn on

2.Stay on the phone with her even if shes not sayin anything (Trust mee Shes trying her best to find a subject that you might like)

3.When shes mad hold her tight and kiss her

4.Tell her what you want her to do cuz we get tired of guessing (and even if we dont admit we liked being told what to do it makes life easier)

5.When she runs up to you crying the first words that should come out of your mouth are: Who's ass im I kicking Babe??? (see more)
 
mab3_05
RATING: 3.4  VIEWS: 869  VOTES: 59

 

2nd
1. The eyes can be your most effective tool for flirting. It's possible to make a guy's heart skip a beat by giving him a playful, lusty, or lingering stare. USE EYE CONTACT

2. Don't stay in a group. A guy may find it a little uncomfortable to approach you if you are in a large group of people. No man can bear a rejection in front of a herd. Also, he may feel that he can't approach you because of your friends.

3. Be conscious of your appearance. If you want to flirt with guys, the first thing that you need to pay attention is your physical appearance.wear something that looks elegant, clean looking, comfortable, and at the same time makes you feel confident.

4. Approach him and start a light conversation to get things going, but don't make it too obvious that you like him.

5. Get To Know Him. After he has come up to you and both of you have started talking, just try to find out whether he is your type or not. (see more)
 
matreksboi
RATING: 3.2  VIEWS: 460  VOTES: 23

 

3rd
1. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

2. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

3. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

4.If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

5. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
Because we DO care.




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7underthesink
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 452  VOTES: 38

 

4th
1. When a guy gives you a compliment...it doesn't mean he wants to sleep with you...at least not always.
2. When you give a guy a compliment he WILL think you want to sleep with him.
3. It's OK to be the agressive on ein a relationship...a lot of guys like that.
4. Don't ask a guy if them jeans make you look fat...what matters is what YOU think.
5. Have fun together. (see more)
 
c_a_r_l_o_s
RATING: 3.1  VIEWS: 256  VOTES: 14

 

5th
1. Don't EVER try to be extra clingy (we need to do that too but......) cuz when guys need to spend time with their bros they definitely need to
2. Don't play hard to get! if u do u'll probably lose the dude
3. NEVER INSULT A DUDE'S MOTHER EVERRRR
4. Try to get interested in things guys like to do (who knows, u may like it :p)
5. When u break up with a dude NEVER TEXT IT or u'll never see what's comin (see more)
 
smarterthanu4
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 384  VOTES: 28

 

6th
when we dont wana share things that happened today it means were do but were just shy and dont know how to say your problems to a women who u are suppose to help not the other waay around

2.the guys who most girls like the nice kind ones heat sluts

3. guys usualy flirt around everyday but before we go to sleep we always think about the girl we realy like

4.before we call a girl we usualy plan wat we say but when u answer we forget everything and just make up stuff as we go

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealou (see more)
 
pinoytimo
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 289  VOTES: 13

 

7th
1. im not a stuck up prissy slut. lol in other words, i dont care if i break a nail, i dont think im hot, and i dont go around sleeping with randoms.

2. i sing, dance and play sport for the fun of it.

3. i dont pack on make up, cos i really dont care how i look to other people.

4. im very opinionated and always say whats on my mind. truth may hurt, but its always best :)

5. i smile, laugh and hug people way too much :) (see more)
 
aSANTOS
RATING: 2.9  VIEWS: 325  VOTES: 20

 

8th
1. Contrary to popular belief, guys don't always think about sex. Believe it or not, there are some pretty serious thoughts behind that blank, glazed over stare.

2. When we say "yep", "yeah", or "whatever", it's because we feel cornered in the conversation. Although sometimes it may be out of complete lack of interest (both genders are guilty), we don't know if what we want to respond with, will offend.

3. We're not all a**holes.

4. A lot of things ARE a competition to us, weather we like to admit it or not. We mentally set goals, and if not achieved, we fail ourselves and whoever we place in that goal.

5. We can't "change" by force. We have to be willing, and we'll consider if the change is in reason. Then we'll try our damnedest... After all, we have to win that competition. (see more)
 
matt_the_knife
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 326  VOTES: 29

 

9th
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5. I hate when a guy asks you out- just because everyone wants him to. If you don't WANT to ask someone out, then DON'T DO IT!

4. BE YOURSELF around the girl you wanna be with. If you're really loud and outgoing, and if she's the right one, then be yourself and MAYBE she'll actually like you for who you are. [I know, I can be deep :D]

3. When you guys think you only have to be the perfect reserved guy, think again! We like guys who have a sense of humor. If you're boring, we'll probably say it to your face!

2. Don't assume WE're not interested if we don't make a move. Think POSITIVELY and go for what you want!

1. Be secure with who you are. If you don't have the confidence, just take it slow and BE YOURSELVES!!! [haha, yea. I already said that. sorta. But it's TRUE!!!] (see more)
 
KatakarimotoDUH
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 223  VOTES: 22

 

10th
1. We aren't always light and dainty. Us girls are tough so don't think we need help with everythin.

2. We don't like being called stupid all the time. WE may seem like we don't know everything but maybe we just aren't up on everything.

3. If you don't like something you can tell us! WE aren't gonna like kill you if you tell us we're to dramatic. i mean come one.

4. Don't try and keep secrets from us. we know EVERYTHING.

5. We can tell when something's wrong. So don't be afraid to lean on us for a change. (see more)
 
BuzzOnBy
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 195  VOTES: 19

 

11th
1. some of us DO like AND understand football...so, u dont have to treat us a retards everytime the game starts

2. if you want us to wear sexy outfits to show off with ur mates, do not complain when other guys stare...

3. we like sex too, actually we LOVE sex...but beds are also for sleeping u know...

4. we dont care how big ur d**k is if u are an ass

5. just because im a cheerleader does not mean im gonna sleep with you

there u go :) (see more)
 
jugarnomata
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 151  VOTES: 6

 

12th
well i want all the women to know
1. i wear a size 13 shoe!
2. i have a great amount of stamina!
3. i own my own place!
4. i have a great job makin that paper! (money) &
5. i have a mirror on my bedroom ceiling! ;) (see more)
 
Disneymaniac1
RATING: 2.8  VIEWS: 166  VOTES: 23

 

13th
1. Shorten your stories, get to the "meat" of the conversation

2. You don't really wanna know what were thinking about when you ask "hay, what are you thinking about"

3. Don't pick the big game to wanna sit down and talk about feelings

4. We can't read your mind

5. Make us a sandwich from time to time (see more)
 
DavidCoffin
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 206  VOTES: 17

 

14th
1) Boys we don't care how spiked up your hair is we just want to kiss you!

2) Don't use cheesy chat up lines like "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" (see more)
 
MadLollipop
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 72  VOTES: 6

 

15th
1. hmmm, I often hear men are assholes, ok, so in every chick-flcik, there is an evil guy who cheats onthe mean player, that doesn't mean, all of us are bastards

2. please, don't be so superficial XD guys don't always like plastic dolls

3. hmmm, we aren't piggs?
w just have a slightly different lifestyle

4. NO, Europe is not a continent full of nudists :D we wear clothes... sometimes... ;)

5. as my last one, i thought of putting my phone number/email here, but that would just be skaing for it, so, final thing when you approach a guy, (I know it's kind of a cliché for the guy to approach but, meh...) please be yourself :D (see more)
 
Flamin_Socks
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 169  VOTES: 16

 

16th
1) "NOTHING" always means "SOMETHING"

2) it's the LITTLE things that count.

3) we NEVER forget.

4) just cause we don't say anything doesn't mean we DON'T KNOW.

5) spitting game is OVER. be yourself. (see more)
 
MEESH2786
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 193  VOTES: 11

 

17th
1. im not a mind reader
2, say what you mean and mean what you say
3. i can dance for you baby:)
4. im so seductive
5. compliments are always good (see more)
 
jay_shorty
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 132  VOTES: 13

 

18th
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1. Guys have feelings too.
2. If we fart, burp, in front of you, it means were comfortable in front of you and we like you.
3. Oh yeah, dont guy who likes you, "brother" or "kuya", once you call a guy brother or kuya (means brother for filipinos). Things change.
4. Dont always let us pay. Offer to pay sometimes, its nice to have a girl pay sometimes, it shows she cares.
5. Ladies dont keep us on a leash, if we wanna do our own thing, lets us do our own thing. If you like each other, then you can trust each other (see more)
 
phatguy
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 246  VOTES: 19

 

19th
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this is a must read for all guys...

1) call me beautiful or pretty more then sexy, hot or DAMNNN ..

2) If I’m mad it dose not mean that I’m pmsing .. lm just mad and you being so stupid to say something like " aww honey is it that time again?" makes me want to punch you in your stupid face!!!

3) lf we play fight don’t go to crazy and scream "Beat Down" it kills the moment, and next time ill really kick your ass

4) Don’t always assume that were going to be mad if you want to hang out with your boys.. we have things to do to

and last 5) don’t think I'm trying to "change" you when l say " do you think from now on you can not put your dirty socks on my bed" .. dose it look like I live in a barn.. I’m not trying to change your ass .. I’m just trying to say in a nice way that I don’t want you dirty ass socks on my clean bed .. then place where I sleep.. asshole :)
 (see more)
 
starrienights02
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 136  VOTES: 9

 

20th
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1. Im not a whore but i love my fair share of F.U.N ;)

2. I'm independent ( i'm not looking for some guy to step in and take charge )

3. I rely on myself ( i have a great job and i support myself. i don't want no guy to support me nor a guy to expect me to support him )

4. I play sports ( don't get mad when u lose to me )

5. Its a turn off when guys call me when its LADIES night out. ( just wait for me to call ya ) (see more)
 
bluegrover1985
RATING: 2.7  VIEWS: 180  VOTES: 17



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Comments

kalhona1
kalhona1 peewee
over 2 years ago
kalhona1
kalhona1 peewee
over 2 years ago
yowza
yowza all-state
over 3 years ago
re: aight heres 5 haha
awww #4 for real?
crackers_and_apples
over 3 years ago
re: For All The Men...
Lmao..ooh, absolute charmer ;) Maybe someday you'll meet someone doing these to you though! ;D
fire_incarnate
fire_incarnate all-star
over 3 years ago
re: Ladies...
i agree.
nsANEWRITTAH
nsANEWRITTAH captain
over 3 years ago
re: Ladies...
4 i kind of agree with this
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: 5 things GUYS should know...
lol, luv #5!!
whatsagoodusername
over 3 years ago
re: 5 flirting tips for girls
wow, luv ur advice. u didnt even tell girls to wear something revealing =D 5555!!
joisme123
joisme123 all-american
over 3 years ago
re: For All The Men...
this makes more sense to me if i edit out the words that are in "all caps" ;) jk
shiningstar07
shiningstar07 captain
over 3 years ago
re: The 5 things i'd like the opposite sex to know
Yeah i definitely agree w/ #5..i hate the one worded conversations
pimp_genetics
pimp_genetics all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: 5 things GUYS should know...
wow so many tips
ileaney
ileaney franchise
over 3 years ago
re: Yes, it's true...
u mean ur half asian from the waist up? lol
jugarnomata
jugarnomata all-state
over 3 years ago
re: for boys
thnxs! lol
matreksboi
matreksboi legend
over 3 years ago
re: for boys
haha i like the last one 5
crackers_and_apples
over 3 years ago
re: For All The Men...
Hehe, thanks! :)
Joe_Jack
Joe_Jack starter
over 3 years ago
re: For All The Men...
very nice crackers
c_a_r_l_o_s
c_a_r_l_o_s captain
over 3 years ago
re: Ladies...
HAHAhaha...I feel the same way about you. ; )
mice_aliling
mice_aliling all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Ladies...
Thank you Carlos, you're sweet ( oopsss, is that a compliment?) hahahha
c_a_r_l_o_s
c_a_r_l_o_s captain
over 3 years ago
re: Ladies...
HAHAHAHA...I think you should be...you are a very beautiful woman. ; )
mice_aliling
mice_aliling all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Ladies...
Oh come on...now im going to be cautious...
c_a_r_l_o_s
c_a_r_l_o_s captain
over 3 years ago
re: Ladies...
Why don't you send me a compliment and find out!?!?! ; )
mice_aliling
mice_aliling all-IBY
over 3 years ago
re: Ladies...
hahaha, are you serious on number 2?...hahaha...
tglynn
tglynn franchise
over 3 years ago
re: For All The Men...
very reasonable requests, best wishes
crackers_and_apples
over 3 years ago
re: For All The Men...
Exactly!! Thank you hun! ;) FF! :D
jojanko
jojanko starter
over 3 years ago
re: for boys
#4 : so fucking lol
 
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“VERY ELOQUENT!!!”
— mice_aliling awarded For All The Men...
over 3 years ago
“LMAO @ #2... so true! =D”
— kaycem awarded Ladies...
over 3 years ago
“#4”
— jojanko awarded for boys
over 3 years ago