Perfect Remote Control

Yeah, I know I'm crass...

But if I had a magic remote control, I would use the 'loop' feature to repeat a particularly terrific lovemaking session (I'm not totally crass - I could have used an alliterative description like _____ fest instead of 'lovemaking session'.)

Anyway, I could relive those 2 and a half minutes forever... And I'm sure it was the best couple of minutes of her life, also... ;P
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muting, fast forwarding, rewinding, pausing, turning up the volume, turning down the volume and everything else you wanna control about people :D. would be awesome. (see more)

Would actually mute loud obnoxious people. Like when you are sitting in a resturant and some guy starts talking about how um stuck his "3rd leg" into a um "hole" last night. and it went swish swish swish. He would be Muted for good or at least til I'm gone (see more)

I'd like a control that controls women....good luck! (see more)

I would want to able to just walk around with my remote and be able to like pull out a chair before I sit in it or open a soda, the possibilities would be endless  (see more)

My remote would make me any food or drink perfectly whenever i wanted and give me what ever i wanted and it would control time! (see more)

would make my life so much easier oh i have to climb steps...nope- just point and presss and the ground goes up...that buildings in my way ....poof no more (see more)

lol i know we are only supposed to pick one thing but i would awant a remote to control iby to make comps end quicker so i can see if i got the beatdown sooner pause it so i can make sure my entry gets in first but when i really thought about it i would want a remote to control a robot and the buttons a different foods he could cook that would be crazy (see more)