WHAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DID

i was dared to take a shopping cart into a burned down grocery store, two days after the LA Riots! almost got arrested lol (see more)

tell an ex girlfriend that she was gonna be my wife (see more)

Dumbest thing I ever did was to fall into the wrong side of things, meaning doing drugs to stealing to feed the habit. Now granted those things are behind me, I can NEVER get my life back. I spent alot of time out on the streets getting high and have nothing to show for it. To this day the drugs are affecting my body. They caused me to lose my teeth, and continue rob my body of much needed calcium. I can't expess the graditude that I'm still here today, yet I still worry what people may think not having any teeth. Take it from someone that knows, DON'T DO DRUGS! Oh, the other thing was to start smoking. DUMB!!!! (see more)

I ate a madagascar hissing cockroach for a radio stunt ... they have this cream cheese type filling that taste like puss .... just NASTY and there legs get stunk in your teeth (see more)

I was in class and i had to fart...so i held it...then i had to sneeze...so i did but i simultaneously tried to make it quiet by holding it in...well by doing that i let out the loudest fart ever...it was so loud it hurt my butt cheeks...then i tried to blame it on the fat kid next to me...didnt work (see more)

I DID DRUGS AND THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING ANYONE CAN DO!!!! (see more)

i was walking to a fast food place after school called Carl's Jr

so..

me and my friend were walking and i had to pee so we just kept walking until i got to the point where i couldn't stand it so i just told my friend to look away and i just peeed away but the thing is some lady was in front of me when i was peeing the stupid thing is i just peed without looking if anyone saw... (see more)

someone dared me to chug a glass of vinegar with soy sauce. i did. twice. XD (see more)

Everyone's done it...but this particular time I had a running start from the peak of the roof stuck a one inch nail in the bottom of my foot stumbled a bit and hit the water bad. Never hurt so bad in so many different places at once. (see more)

we were having a test one time then our teacher announced "you only have a minute left to answer", i complained then he said, "ok, i'm giving you 60 seconds".. i was like "YES!"

i don't know why i yelled yes. HAHAHA.. stressed from the test i guess.. hahaha (see more)

most recent: last night: welded a backhoe back together for my buddy, and one of the threaded rods,,, glowing red hot was too long .. so i pushed it with my finger. Burned it. and really what was i thinking,,,? my finger was strong enough to bend a halfinch rod with one push. it still hurts and i have the imprint of the threads as a brand. (see more)

IN HIGHSCHOOL, ME AND SOME FRIENDS HAD BEEN DRINKING ALL DAY LONG. LATER THAT NIGHT I TRIED TO SURF MY LOWRIDER ALA TEEN WOLF. I FAILED AND FELL UNDER MY TRUCK AND GOT RAN OVER.  (see more)

I decided that it was a good idea to stack 9 wood pallets on top of a bonfire, then I thought it was a good idea to throw a huge plastic garbage can on top of that. Then i was inspired to try to dive over this burning monstrosity. I cleared the fire; but the heat of it was so intense that I got second degree burns on 3/4 of my lower legs. Oh and I didn't think that it was necessary to go to the hospital until 5 days later. (see more)

i accidentally ate dog food for breakfast THIS IS TRUE
i was really sleepy, brain dead. my eyes are still closed.
so i grabbed whats on the breakfast table and poured it on my bowl without even knowing it was a fucking dog food. So i scooped a spoonful and ate it. DAMN.  (see more)

when was about 6, me and my friend were jumpinginto poddles, and it was reallllly rainy, i accidently jumped into a pond, and i couldn't swim so i was like drowning, then two guys came and got me out. my shoe came of in the pond, and i was about to walk in and get it, so they pulled me out and got it out. stupind huh? lol (see more)

Stealing the apartment complex's golf cart and we didnt know how to drive it so when we were trying to brake we put on the gas and crashed into a truck then ran than about a week got caught for it on camera lol (see more)

Back in the day - when I used to study martial arts - some friends of mine used to get together and play a game called "The Hunt". We'd go to a park around midnight, hunt each other down, and spar bare-fist whenever we made contact with one another. First time I played, I wanted to be super sneaky, so I stripped down butt naked (I have dark skin complexion). I had to fight a 6'6" black belt with a prison record in the buff! He beat me like I owed him money, but we became best friends after that. He never let me live it down. (see more)

Me and my freimds played this game where we all sit in a circle and threw baseballs at each others nuts with cups on. One day our coach played and we lied and said we weren't wearing cups. Our pitcher then threw a 55 mph fastball to his package. After cursing and laughing we ran 3.8 miles. GOOD TIMES (see more)

i told every one that i can swim and almost drowned in del rio texas (see more)

ASKED SOMEONE TO CHECK OUT MY LINGERIE DESIGNS,OH! AN DIED MY HAIR BLOND AN EYEBROWS BLACK. (see more)