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competition: Best ONE time excuse for missing work
description: Best call-in-sick excuse to miss work |
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| total challengers: 19 | |
2nd
I can't come into work...
I can't come into work..sorry
Why..?
I am having emotional problems..
Sorry to hear that..any cause you know of..?
I got beat down by briankelley on www.ibeatyou.com a lot yesterday
Really? You, too? You can have the day off, I know how that feels..
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BY briankelley
![]() RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 1540 VOTES: 18
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3rd
Best ONE time excuse for missing work
i just found out i was switched at birth so legally i cant come to work knowing my employee record may contain false infromation
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BY katmbt
![]() RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 1512 VOTES: 20
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5th
Bad Sushi
Just say you went to a cheap sushi restaurant. Used this baby once when I was literally puking at work from a hangover and it worked like a charm.
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BY JiveTurkey
![]() RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 1382 VOTES: 7
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8th

GF troubles
"Sorry, I cant come into work today."
"Why?"
"I cant walk"
"huh?"
"well,got in a huge fight with the GF, and she kicked me in the balls with her stilleto heels as hard as she could."
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BY kdigga
RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 1420 VOTES: 26
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re: GF troubles
ahaha, original.
re: excuse
Aren't hangovers the number one reason we call out from work?
re: I can't come into work...
LMAO
re: I can't come into work...
If this doesn't win, I'll be really upset!
re: Ummmmmm
LMAO!!!5
re: Ummmmmm
About that...
re: Best ONE time excuse for missing work
Haha, that's the first.
re: Ummmmmm
Err
re: Ummmmmm
Err
re: Ummmmmm
lawl
re: GF troubles
I recieved the phone call when I was acting as manager for a bar...
re: GF troubles
Technically she could kick you twice? But then it wouldn't work after that. NAH MEEN? :D
re: GF troubles
yeah i would forever be laughed at, at work if i ever used this
re: GF troubles
Have you ACTUALLY used this? Balls of steel kdigga...
re: GF troubles
Ouch...