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Best ONE time excuse for missing work


	Best call-in-sick excuse to miss work total challengers: 19

1^st

Ummmmmm

I need the day off, I have Anal Glaucoma.

I just can't see my ass coming in to work today.

BY Drutigerman

RATING: 3.2 VIEWS: 4421 VOTES: 28

2^nd

I can't come into work...

I can't come into work..sorry

Why..?

I am having emotional problems..

Sorry to hear that..any cause you know of..?

I got beat down by briankelley on www.ibeatyou.com a lot yesterday

Really? You, too? You can have the day off, I know how that feels..

BY briankelley

RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 3173 VOTES: 18

3^rd

Best ONE time excuse for missing work

i just found out i was switched at birth so legally i cant come to work knowing my employee record may contain false infromation

BY katmbt

RATING: 2.9 VIEWS: 3141 VOTES: 20

4^th

best excuse

I had a job interview

BY jimbo256

RATING: 2.8 VIEWS: 3054 VOTES: 7

5^th

Bad Sushi

Just say you went to a cheap sushi restaurant. Used this baby once when I was literally puking at work from a hangover and it worked like a charm.

BY JiveTurkey

RATING: 2.7 VIEWS: 3006 VOTES: 7

6^th

best excuse for missing work

iv used up all my sick day so im calling in dead

BY katmbt

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 3020 VOTES: 18

7^th

dog

my dog is sick

BY therose46n2

RATING: 2.6 VIEWS: 3012 VOTES: 27

8^th

GF troubles

"Sorry, I cant come into work today."
"Why?"
"I cant walk"
"huh?"
"well,got in a huge fight with the GF, and she kicked me in the balls with her stilleto heels as hard as she could."

BY kdigga

RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 3045 VOTES: 26

9^th

Missing work

I sneezed, I think I might be dying...

BY Heat_Girl

RATING: 2.5 VIEWS: 3002 VOTES: 17

10^th

SNEAK ATTACK

MY NEIGHBOR RAN A BULLDOZER THROUGH MY HOUSE

BY octosme

RATING: 2.4 VIEWS: 2948 VOTES: 6

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re: GF troubles
ahaha, original.

re: excuse
Aren't hangovers the number one reason we call out from work?

re: I can't come into work...
LMAO

re: I can't come into work...
If this doesn't win, I'll be really upset!

re: Ummmmmm
LMAO!!!5

re: Ummmmmm
About that...

re: Best ONE time excuse for missing work
Haha, that's the first.

re: Ummmmmm
Err

re: Ummmmmm
lawl

re: GF troubles
I recieved the phone call when I was acting as manager for a bar...

re: GF troubles
Technically she could kick you twice? But then it wouldn't work after that. NAH MEEN? :D

re: GF troubles
yeah i would forever be laughed at, at work if i ever used this

re: GF troubles
Have you ACTUALLY used this? Balls of steel kdigga...

re: GF troubles
Ouch...

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