stupidest thing you have ever said

alright so i was at maccas one day, and i wanted a 50cent cone, so i went up to the counter and asked..."hi, how much is a 50cent cone?" the lady at the counter laugh and then i realised what i had said ..

smart moment of my life (see more)

saw this guys hair who looked like Sammy Hagar. Said "wow SH really must need the cash to have to work back stage here" and he turned aroiund.. it was Sammy Hagar.. lost looking for the backstage rom to visit bono (see more)

i was writing down notes in class and when i look up the teachers erasing the board..i said,

'man, she deleted it!'  (see more)

Ok so when i was 15 i was with the fam bam in the car and i was bored so i was spelling things out with my name Renee so I was doing R is for Rich blah blah well On the 3rd E i said oh E is for intelligent !!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mom all but crashed the car laughing and was like uhhhh I hate to burst ur bubble but that starts with an I babe . I am now 23 years old and I still havent heard the end of that one =]  (see more)

Eh, basically I was at camp, and this guy asked me for a flashlight, and me, being the bright person that I am, answered, "Sorry, I don't smoke.."

How very intelligent of me... (see more)

I DO (see more)

i was fooling around with this guy and he said "who's your daddy" well i had never heard that term before and found it really weird he would be thinking of my dad while we were messing around and i looked at him and said "well his name is jerry, why"...yup that was one of the many (see more)

My friend moved to San Fran, I was living here in L.A. (This was so long ago!!) I called and her boyfriend answered the phone and told me my friend wasn't home, so he was trying to do small talk and he made me really nervous! I said so how's the weather there?.... What time is it there? (the record scratched) He said the same time it is in L.A.! I said "I know" and got off the phone. (see more)

So, the cheeseburger, that doesn't have cheese right? (see more)

one time in high school I was playing tennis in P.E. and I got hit in the chest with a tennis ball really hard...I had trouble breathing and had chest pains. Panting, I asked my friend, "Hey, what do you call it when your heart hurts?" and he simply replied sarcastically, "uhhhh, a heart attack." (see more)

my wife asked, "didn't you think our baby was just the cutest thing in the world?" (me)"when he first came out?" (wife)"yeah" (me) "nope, you're kidding right? he was all smushed, but now he's the most adorable in the universe" (wife) "you suck!!!" she laughs about it now, but that week she wouldn't let me hear the end of it. (see more)

So... I was on my way home from work one day, and I saw a tire shop called El Chihuahua. I looked at it for a while and said "That's a dumb name for a tire shop, what the hell is a chi-who-a-who-a anyways?" After my brother stopped laughing he explained to me how it was supposed to be pronounced. (see more)

One time I was expecting a call from my girlfriend and told my brother that I was about to jump in the shower so if the phone answered ring it. (see more)

My friends mum had a miscarriage and i was dwn her house a few days after and i was playing with her sister and a toy doll, she lost the toy doll and i yelled out "oh no you lost the baby!!" i felt like such an idiot!!! (see more)

my maths teacher once asked us to give a primal number batween 5-6, feeling smart i blurted out "SEVEN!". IN A MATHS CLASS FULL OF GUYS, I STILL CAN'T LIVE THAT DOWN. (see more)

i was drinking a bottle of water at school and stupidly when like the whole group were sitting around in the grass i go "this water tastes like melted ice" everyone cracked up laughing. "im like whats so funny?" my friend goes "uh ice is water you fool" (see more)

My bad! (see more)

i don't know but when i was going to high school I used to call everyone a coconut it doesn't make sense but i was a dork  (see more)

No big diggy.

I meant to say "No big deal"
and I was thinking "No Biggy"... It came out as both I guess. (see more)

i got hit in the head with a pool ball one day and a few weeks later i was talking to my little brother and he asked me if i had ever gotten hurt and even after it healed if i still felt it.
and as soon as i said yes..i asked "do you think something is wrong with my head?"
and if you knew me you would know that i set myself up for the biggest joke ever!

i also once told my little brother (in the same night)
"i remember that like it was tomorrow" (see more)