Worst Lie You've Told Your Parents

No mom, that's how they sell oregano when you buy it wholesale... (see more)

I went to the doctors with my mom to put me on birth control. The doctor asked me if I was sexually active. I looked at my mom then at the doctor and said, "No, I'm still a virgin." Once I got my prescription and we started to walk out the door. I turned around to the doctor and said, "Sorry doctor, but I am not a virgin." (see more)

"Okay mom, im off to school now, bye" (see more)

NO mom and dad it wasnt me who took the alchol from your stash! (see more)

I am really telling you the truth. You gotta believe me.
I didn't kill my cat Timothy.
I saw the person who did this. It was my ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez  (see more)

Yes mom , dad I am a virgin ! (see more)

It was years and years ago. There was a construction site that was restricted area. But of course, kids as we were, we had to play hide and seek in it. Sure enough I jumped off the building a little too high and broke my leg. I told my parents that we had climbed on some trees and that it had happened there. (see more)